Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

[Badger]

Pool -> Poos - A competition to see who can produce the biggest turds

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Show Jumping - Show Dumping same as El Pres' normal shed based shenanigans, but this time in a greenhouse.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Syncronized Swimming --> syncronized Skimming
Competitors in teams of 2 have to skim stones on a lake in unison and are judged by the timing of the skips being the same as well as the distance of each skip matching as well as the total distance travelled. The winners are the team that manages the closest matching skims.

 

[hart's shirt]

BMX --> BMI

"The winner is the fattest person to complete the course on the smallest bike."

 

[Brovion]

Actually I will remove it on second thoughts. Seemed funny at the time

 

[Worthingite]

Kabaddi - Kababdi = two teams of Indian gentlemen wrestle each other and shout the name of the game loudly while looking for a hidden lamb doner with chilli sauce. Very entertaining.

 

[Badger]

Drag macing - An angry landlord tries to keep "those sorts of people" out of his pub using pepper spray.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

High Dump

Involves climbing on shelving units in domestic outbuildings

 

[pasty]

Hop, Skip and Dump - a game to play en route to El Pres' shed

 

[father_and_son]

Judo ---> Ludo... Competitors fight each other using the boards from various beloved children's games.

 

[Brovion]

400 metres relay - 400 metres delay. Competitors have to drive down Lewes Road in the rush hour.

 

[father_and_son]

400 metres relay - 400 metres delay. Competitors have to drive down Lewes Road in the rush hour.

Shirley that's the stop/start of the 4 x 100 metres delay

 

[Everest]

Rolo - competitors ride on horses eating a brand of truncated-cone-shaped or frustum-shaped chocolates with a caramel centre. The last one to throw up wins.

Water Rolo - competitors ride on seahorses eating a brand of truncated-cone-shaped or frustum-shaped chocolates with a caramel centre. The last one to throw up or drown wins.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Modern Zentathlon- Competitors meditate, first one to start levitating wins. And the judges are robots.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Cyclo-cross > Cycle-cross

"There's a lineup of 10 ladies who are suffering from PMT. Contestants have to decide which one of them is the most angry for no reason."

In a decent quality field this is currently my favourite. Nice one, Clive.

 

[father_and_son]

Rifle, Prone ---> Rifle Phone ... Jealous girlfriends check their partners' phones, first one to find a sexy messages from an ex breaks down in tears and is told "he's not worth it" by the other competitors

 

[Badger]

100m treestyle - A running race but competitors must hold their arms in the air.

 

[The Large One]

Wathcing Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and Sepp Blatter try to reach the finishing tape first.

National Hunt Racing >> you work it out...

 

[father_and_son]

Trap Shooting ---> Crap Shooting ... Anything that takes place in El Pres' shed?


Double Trap Shooting ---> Rouble Crap Shouting ... complaining about losing money in the currency markets after betting the Russian economy will recover.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Rick Climbing. 100 competitors swarm over Astley; the first one to stand on his head wins.