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Can I put my dead dog in green bin outside ?
- Thread starter hopkins
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What do you mean?
cloud
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Uncle Spielberg
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Is animal cruelty funny now ?
cloud
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The picture above is clearly staged, as a response to the sign being poorly and ambiguously written.
Uncle Spielberg
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Yes but with a great deal of distress and anxiety to the Dog.
This thread has been massively overrated by some on here, but there are one or two little gems.
The line "I don't think I'm a dog person" by the OP was one of them, and this is another. Cracking work.
That dog would clearly be chuckling along with the rest of us sane people if he could read the sign himself, so it's all in a good cause.
I read a story earlier in the week that a man had been sent down, for smashing a puppys head in with a patio stone and the put the body in a wheelie bin, cant get onto the metro website at work to post link.
Keeping The Dream Alive.
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A Spielberg binfest and this thread's Gold credentials will certainly expand.
SPIELBERG FEEDS HIS DOG TO A SHARK SHOCKER
Oh dear - Spielberg casts his cocker spaniel, Elmer, in Jaws* and it's very strongly implied in the film that the dog dies.
See about 1:00 for Spielberg's dog alive and 3:08 - 3:18 for him missing, presumed dead.
* Source for it being Spielberg's own dog: "Spielberg’s cocker spaniel Elmer appeared in ‘The Sugarland Express,’ ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind,’ ‘1941’ and also in ‘Jaws’."
Read more at http://moviesdrop.com/2013/facts/steven-spielberg/
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Uncle Spielberg
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No binfest here. Just a few polite observations form me. The carefree, loose cannon Spielberg of 2006 is long gone.
Kazenga <3
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Challenging to curl one out to but got there in the end.
checked on my phone, think thats it, no mention of a bin though, so I probably got it wrong, I still dont think this clears up our Dog to Bin situation.
I think you could get away with putting it in the big black bins around Brighton and Hove, nice wide hole to through it in and then do a runner.
Shropshire Seagull
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More of a dead rabbit than a dog story - try this:
Steve and Louise and their family live in a row of terraced houses that back on to a railway line. They had a dog called "Lucky" that had a naughty habit of escaping from their back garden and getting access to neighbours gardens. Anyway, one day, Lucky escaped and some hours later returned home with a dead rabbit in it's mouth. On closer inspection, the dirty, muddy, chewed and very dead rabbit was identified as next-door-but-one's pet rabbit "Snowy". $hit, said Steve, he must of got in to Pete and Val's garden and got their pet rabbit [who sometimes has free run of the garden]. So he and Louise washed, shampooed and blow-dried the dead bunny and at midnight Steve climbed over the fence and placed the dead bunny back in its hutch - job done, should look like natural causes and Lucky will be in the clear.
A few days later Louise bumped in to Val at the supermarket checkout. Louise was nervous and the conversation quickly turned to Snowy. "Something really strange and awful happened to our Snowy" said Val. Trying to act all innocent, sheepishly, Louise asked: "Oh, what was that then?". And was horrified by Val's reply:
"Snowy died, so me, Pete and the children buried him with a little ceremony in the field behind the railway line, but the next morning, Snowy had returned to his hutch. We just can't fathom it."
Steve and Louise and their family live in a row of terraced houses that back on to a railway line. They had a dog called "Lucky" that had a naughty habit of escaping from their back garden and getting access to neighbours gardens. Anyway, one day, Lucky escaped and some hours later returned home with a dead rabbit in it's mouth. On closer inspection, the dirty, muddy, chewed and very dead rabbit was identified as next-door-but-one's pet rabbit "Snowy". $hit, said Steve, he must of got in to Pete and Val's garden and got their pet rabbit [who sometimes has free run of the garden]. So he and Louise washed, shampooed and blow-dried the dead bunny and at midnight Steve climbed over the fence and placed the dead bunny back in its hutch - job done, should look like natural causes and Lucky will be in the clear.
A few days later Louise bumped in to Val at the supermarket checkout. Louise was nervous and the conversation quickly turned to Snowy. "Something really strange and awful happened to our Snowy" said Val. Trying to act all innocent, sheepishly, Louise asked: "Oh, what was that then?". And was horrified by Val's reply:
"Snowy died, so me, Pete and the children buried him with a little ceremony in the field behind the railway line, but the next morning, Snowy had returned to his hutch. We just can't fathom it."
Raleigh Chopper
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No need for a sniffer dog just walk the route of the refuse collectors and hour after they have visited and before long you will find bits of the dog strewn all over the path.
And in one short sentence, US catapults yet another innocuous NSC thread into the Gold-stratosphere.