Can I put my dead dog in green bin outside ?

[tomfitz12]

this threads a bit creepy isn't it.

other than that, you could fill him with plaster pariche thingy and then make a fossil out of him. leave him on brighton beach and the fossil hunters can have a tasty surprise

 

[Iggle Piggle]

As the area manager for City Clean, the refuse collection agents for Brighton and Hove City Council, I have to inform you that all our operatives will tomorrow, be checking every recycling bin we collect.
If we come across any bin bags, they will be checked for contents, and if you late deceased dog is found, then you will be liable for a £250-00 fine and the case will be passed onto the RSPCA, for a possible prosicution.

Following on from earlier post if you find any bagged up birds it's not me as (a) I didn't bag it (b) I don't live in the Brighton area.

Good luck getting your operatives to check for dead dogs. That'll be an interesting team briefing.

 

[Guinness Boy]

First thread on here that's had me in tears of laughter all day since DESSIE. Well played everyone. And RIP dog. Obviously.

 

[fire&skill]

If its black, paint a white stripe down its back and leave on side of road, people will think its a badger.

This made me laugh heartily for the second time today.

The first was a tweet that said 'Monopoly is it? Well 2-6 players can play at THAT game!'

 

[hopkins]

As the area manager for City Clean, the refuse collection agents for Brighton and Hove City Council, I have to inform you that all our operatives will tomorrow, be checking every recycling bin we collect.
If we come across any bin bags, they will be checked for contents, and if you late deceased dog is found, then you will be liable for a £250-00 fine and the case will be passed onto the RSPCA, for a possible prosicution.

I put a load of McDonalds wrappers over the top of the bag so good luck with that. It's only a dog for gods sake. Wish I hadn't asked.

 

[severnside gull]

Can just see it.
85 year old grandmother. Loved by everyone. Wanders out to recycle her newspapers. Pops open her bin and......BINGO! There's a plastic bag in there that doesnt belong.

So she hauls it out and opens it to check what's inside and there's Lucky (smelling a trifle by now because of the double bagging). Granny has a massive heart attack brought on by the shock. Hubby comes out and sees what happened and he too keels over with a massive coronary infarction.
Six kids and fourteen grandchildren (not to mention the great grandkids, nephews, nieces etc ....) are left bereft.

And all to save our man the expense of a proper doggy faewell.


Whoever said "life's a bitch" sure as hell got that right.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I think that prosicuting him is a bit over the top

whatever it is ?

Thinly sliced law.

 

[Rogero]

My other half came home from work with a story that reminds me of this:

She went to see an old lady patient of hers who was very upset.

Basically. this old ladys dog died and not knowing what to do with it, went to take it to the pet cemetary. this lady couldnt drive and didnt want to get a taxi, so decided to take it on the bus. not know how to transport it, she put it inside of a suit case and took it that way.

As she was getting off the bus, some guy offered to help her out with it and asked if she would like help in getting the suitcase off as it looked quite heavy. the guy said "oh do you mind me asking whats in here as its very heavy and you shouldnt be transporting this". she was a bit shocked and never knew what to say. so turned around and said "oh my grandsons a dj and he left his things at my house the other day".
At which point the guy took the suitcase off and ran down the road with it.

i kind of feel sorry for both people to be honest, the woman for losing her beloved dog and the robber who came accross this dead dog thinking it was dj equipment.

had me in tears for hours as i couldnt stop laughing

That is so funny, I love it.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I put a load of McDonalds wrappers over the top of the bag so good luck with that. It's only a dog for gods sake. Wish I hadn't asked.

Good move. The smell of the Big Mac will mask the fetid odour of the decaying dog corpse.

 

[Questions]

I think that prosicuting him is a bit over the top

whatever it is ?

It's a wafer thin Italian ham.

 

[Questions]

Good move. The smell of the Big Mac will mask the fetid odour of the decaying dog corpse.

I,d be looking at masking the smell of the Big Mac personally.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

8 years on here and this is the most depressing thread ever

Sorry friend...I think it's one of the funniest threads on here...I have had cats for years...at one time, nine of them...one of them lived till 27..now down to one,but like everything in life, they have...as did the poor 'Lucky' did pass on...the best thing for a passing is humour...

 

[Mowgli37]

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I can confirm it was a hound dog.....this has just come up for sale on a facebook selling site.............conclusive evidence I would say!

A working attachment would be lovely Tony!

 

[cloud]

Tail nibblers?

 

[Ravids]

We threw our cat in the bin when it suddenly died fairly recently, as it was £50 to get it cremated.

We said farewell and all that, but at the end of the day it's only a bloody animal, most of us eat animals.

 

[hitony]

A working attachment would be lovely Tony!

I agree, and I did try, for some reason it just would not happen

 

[Mowgli37]

I agree, and I did try, for some reason it just would not happen

Ah well, I've tracked down a picture of the OP though!

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Brilliant thread. Can't stop laughing. Has to be gold. RIP Mr Dog.

 

[vegster]

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Tail nibblers?

No Trotters then ? or, was this Dog on wheels ?

 

[skipper734]

It's Alive!