JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
- 10,568
But you seem to have child-like faith in the new team.... You make me smile.
CABINET: THE HIGHLIGHTS
PRIME MINISTER The one who lied about everything
CHANCELLOR The one whose immigration policy would exclude his Dad
FOREIGN The one who hadn’t realised we were surrounded by sea
DEFENCE The one who was sacked for leaking state secrets
HEALTH The one who burnt what principles he had for the job
DWP The other one who burnt what principles had for the job
BREXIT The one who failed in the last job
ENVIRONMENT The one who hates the environment but loves fracking
SPECIAL ADVISER The one found guilty of contempt of Parliament and of cheating in the referendum
All good knockabout stuff but even the most one-eyed #teameu undemocratic loon has to admit team Boris has hit the ground running. The Tories are in full election mode firing out domestic policy statements/bribes left, right and centre, a good time to do it before the real battles on Brexit commence. The team that delivered the referendum win are back with a clear populist strategy - the people v parliament, the polls are looking good, all government leave has been cancelled, they are fighting fit raring to go. Meanwhile, the remainers, many still on holiday, are fighting amongst themselves with no clear message for a snap election or plan to stop a no deal Brexit. If I was a remainer I would be a bit worried ....