ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
I can tell easily. The cretin is on ignore. I only see the parody posts. But I agree they are almost indistinguishable. If anything the parody is a tinsy wincy bit less gay.
Interesting what you say there about what the parody account is a tinsy, wincy bit less of - a few years back, early one Friday night, I was in The Prince George on Trafalgar Street having a quiet pint before getting the train home out of Brighton. There was a party in there which was comprised of a large group of girls, all in their 20's, who were all drunk and presumably been in there all afternoon, screeching in high pitched voices, and one guy, also in his 20's, who was overweight, with a similar voice to his female companions, but very dumb sounding with, not so much a lisp, but a very thick tongue to his speech and he was obviously very drunk as well and slurring a bit. Anyway, after a while he came up to the bar and bought some more bottles of wine and spoke to me and anyone within earshot at the bar and said: "Urm wheeely sssorry ifff wwwe're beinnng a bit lard. Is ma beaarthrthday turdaay anda aaall der girls from work took meee out fur llunch. Urm wheeely wasted now, weee all arrr, burt weere goinnnn ssson, ssso don wur-wee.'
I then made the fatal error of saying 'Oh don't worry mate' wished him Happy Birthday, which then resulted in 'Ohhhh danks ssso mucch! Wwwhy nur com n jjoin uss' but I made my excuses by saying I had a train to catch, and finished my pint and went over the road to The Great Eastern for another one.
The reason I'm telling you this is before I put him on ignore too, ages back I tried to read a post of his on here, struggled to make any sense of it whatsoever, but then read it in the voice of that guy in The Prince George and it all then just made perfect, coherent sense and seemed genuinely authentic too. After that I then just read all his posts in that voice, but for some reason never the parody.