Jim, if you really believe this I think you need to hurry up and buy a one way ticket back from cloud cuckoo land! Quick, do it before they quarantine us forever.
I'm not trying to predict an outcome one way or the other. The point I'm making is that by triggering Article 50 we are putting ourselves in a very difficult position - the clock starts ticking! As you know, I think leaving the EU is lunacy. However now that the government has decided that "Brexit means Brexit", the last thing we should do is hand all the bargaining chips to the other side. That's what Article 50 does.