tottenhamseagull
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The danger of scrunching is that if you are off target you can end up with a BUNGLE's FINGER (Younger readers, not familiar with RAINBOW, may need to research this).
The danger of scrunching is that if you are off target you can end up with a BUNGLE's FINGER (Younger readers, not familiar with RAINBOW, may need to research this).
The danger of scrunching is that if you are off target you can end up with a BUNGLE's FINGER (Younger readers, not familiar with RAINBOW, may need to research this).
I'm going to delicately fold next time and report back.
Early expectations are a good start with an unforeseen tear half way through and a stray finger inadvertently pushing some back where it came.
You need to use more sheets then. Less than 3 is a risk, but sometimes a necessity when there are 5 sheets left on the roll. Using all 5 at once is just greedy and should only ever be resorted to in the first wipe of attempting to clean the curry-creche.
I pooped outside once and it f***ing stunk, like 10x worse than usual. Nearly threw up on the spot, gagging.
Mmm, dually noted.
Any advice on the correct way to hold this flat bread of a toilet tissue?
To be fair,no matter how hard you try or pretty much whichever method you use to wipe your shitty crack,you can never be 100% sure how clean you leave it.
The most confident you possibly can be,would be after a damn good bath. A good scrub with the soap/gel of your choice in the h20 beneath the waters surface,& you're good to go.
So,with this is mind,I have been recently changed my botty wiping method,as follows:
1) Orthodox wipe to gauge what you are dealing with.
2) Scrunch up the initial damage with toilet paper(3-5 sheets) and repeat til colour fades to an acceptable shade.
3) Run a small amount of tap warm to 5-7 sheets of bog roll & apply shower gel(or equivalent),then lather the crack up n down. Inspect & basically continue this step until no brown remains.
4) By now your arsehole will be clean(er) but wet. Dry with as much bog roll as is necessary.
Seems to be a good system
Minuses: - Quite expensive what with using so much toilet paper.
Pluses: - Feelgood factor knowing your arsehole is clean.
- you can wear white pants.
To be fair,no matter how hard you try or pretty much whichever method you use to wipe your shitty crack,you can never be 100% sure how clean you leave it.
The most confident you possibly can be,would be after a damn good bath. A good scrub with the soap/gel of your choice in the h20 beneath the waters surface,& you're good to go.
So,with this is mind,I have been recently changed my botty wiping method,as follows:
1) Orthodox wipe to gauge what you are dealing with.
2) Scrunch up the initial damage with toilet paper(3-5 sheets) and repeat til colour fades to an acceptable shade.
3) Run a small amount of tap warm to 5-7 sheets of bog roll & apply shower gel(or equivalent),then lather the crack up n down. Inspect & basically continue this step until no brown remains.
4) By now your arsehole will be clean(er) but wet. Dry with as much bog roll as is necessary.
Seems to be a good system
Minuses: - Quite expensive what with using so much toilet paper.
Pluses: - Feelgood factor knowing your arsehole is clean.
- you can wear white pants.
Excellent! I'll be doing this at halftime in the ESU toilets next season.
Just been for my mid morning coffee poo, and thought i would use a different wiping technique. normally i scrunch the toilet paper up and give a good wipe, but today i went for the folded paper technique. Wasnt too impressed as i got a bit of poop on my finger and therefore had to revert back to my trusted paper crunching method.
Just wondering if there are any other bum wiping methods out there.
Yes i am very bored at work
The danger of scrunching is that if you are off target you can end up with a BUNGLE's FINGER (Younger readers, not familiar with RAINBOW, may need to research this).
Well I've got it on the right way
.......and have perfected the one handed yank
......and your basically saying that I have to hold it in the 'diamond formation' as it passes the incriminating area with the 'Pirlo corner' at the back of the wipe?
Poor post. A simple 3 or 4 fold procedure really hardly qualifies as origami, and the measure of control gained from such sensible preparation is immense.