Blawg . Your love it. It's funny....ish

[Gwylan]

Ffffff (sorry his blog thread is already gaining momentum elsewhere)

OOps...so it is. My bad.

I looked all the way down to the bottom of page 2 for it and it was staring me in the bollocks all the time

 

[Napper]

Just read one of these for the first time.

Seemed ok read although lacked substance.

Unsure of the bile about it but guess must be a clique thing.

At least it is Albion chat !!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Just read one of these for the first time.

Seemed ok read although lacked substance.

Unsure of the bile about it but guess must be a clique thing.

At least it is Albion chat !!

It's not a clique thing. Those people getting involved are pretty sensible posters most of the time - you might want to ask if there is more to it than simply disliking his blog.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Sorry Tim - I've just read that.

It's dreadful - i mean utterly appalling.

My brother-in-law used to work for The Independent - and he always used to say that the worst crime a journalist or writer could commit was assume that people were interested in the content.

Reading your self-indulgent, feeble, turd of a piece of literature clearly shows you commiting such a crime.

That you are so disconnected from reality that you then decide to post it again and again and again is for me, the crowning puddle of puke on this vomit-ridden sludge of an article.

Every time (and I am to blame for this) i read your articles, I am reminded of a moment in history when the first illiterate, backward caveman first tried to 'write'.

At least they had an indisputable reason as to why their efforts were poor, non-sensical baby-scrawl.

You do not.

May I suggest that next time you decide to 'entertain' the masses instead of taking the lid off your pen, you simply drop your pants, squat over the paper and take a big shit.

I promise you - it will be far more remarkable than this latest dribbling. It is the literary equivalent of a large, wet skid-mark in some old crusty pants.

Please.

Stop.

marvellous, just marvellous..

9/10

 

[brakespear]

Sorry Tim - I've just read that.

It's dreadful - i mean utterly appalling.

My brother-in-law used to work for The Independent - and he always used to say that the worst crime a journalist or writer could commit was assume that people were interested in the content.

Reading your self-indulgent, feeble, turd of a piece of literature clearly shows you commiting such a crime.

That you are so disconnected from reality that you then decide to post it again and again and again is for me, the crowning puddle of puke on this vomit-ridden sludge of an article.

Every time (and I am to blame for this) i read your articles, I am reminded of a moment in history when the first illiterate, backward caveman first tried to 'write'.

At least they had an indisputable reason as to why their efforts were poor, non-sensical baby-scrawl.

You do not.

May I suggest that next time you decide to 'entertain' the masses instead of taking the lid off your pen, you simply drop your pants, squat over the paper and take a big shit.

I promise you - it will be far more remarkable than this latest dribbling. It is the literary equivalent of a large, wet skid-mark in some old crusty pants.

Please.

Stop.

good but a bit overlong for me - Simster still has it.

 

[Mr Banana]

Don't blame him if The Argus does not sub it. I deal with the blogs for our website and I manage to find time for a quick read through and check.

I used to occasionally sub the blogs on there in the five minutes the subbing team would get spare per average week. Odd that they would let blogs go unchecked though, from a legal point of view.

 

[seagullsdaz]

What a load of shit!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

So thats two threads devoted to it then.

NICE ONE.

 

[hitony]

So thats two threads devoted to it then.

NICE ONE.

I shall merge them

 

[Gwylan]

I shall merge them

Thanks Tony

I felt embarrassed seeing it there.

I still think the comment on the Argus page wins it.

 

[hitony]

I think the great writer / journalist himself should come out and take some of the accolade being attributed to him, oh and what a time to put the tags back on !!!!!

 

[Hiney]

Sorry Tim - I've just read that.

It's dreadful - i mean utterly appalling.

My brother-in-law used to work for The Independent - and he always used to say that the worst crime a journalist or writer could commit was assume that people were interested in the content.

Reading your self-indulgent, feeble, turd of a piece of literature clearly shows you commiting such a crime.

That you are so disconnected from reality that you then decide to post it again and again and again is for me, the crowning puddle of puke on this vomit-ridden sludge of an article.

Every time (and I am to blame for this) i read your articles, I am reminded of a moment in history when the first illiterate, backward caveman first tried to 'write'.

At least they had an indisputable reason as to why their efforts were poor, non-sensical baby-scrawl.

You do not.

May I suggest that next time you decide to 'entertain' the masses instead of taking the lid off your pen, you simply drop your pants, squat over the paper and take a big shit.

I promise you - it will be far more remarkable than this latest dribbling. It is the literary equivalent of a large, wet skid-mark in some old crusty pants.

Please.

Stop.

This

Magnificently this.

 

[hitony]

Thanks Tony

I felt embarrassed seeing it there.

I still think the comment on the Argus page wins it.

Your welcome, the amount of times i have looked for a thread and it is right in front of my eyes!!

And your not far wrong the comments are brilliant

Can i also add, normally I probably would not involve myself in stuff like this, but the author of this thread clearly enjoys the attention so much, it would be wrong not to!!!

 

[hitony]

This

Magnificently this.

Slowly but surely....methinks Tiny Tim is getting OWNED

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Looks like something I'd have written in GCSE English.




.... If I was a slug.

 

[Beach Hut]

Sorry Tim but more than ever this really you writing about yourself as opposed to BHAFC.

Very self-indulgent, appallingly smug and totally crap.

 

[ROSM]

Sorry Tim but more than ever this really you writing about yourself as opposed to BHAFC.

Very self-indulgent, appallingly smug and totally crap.

So you liked it then?

 

[Beach Hut]

So you liked it then?

As much as I like you

 

[ROSM]

As much as I like you

You like me as much as that? From a Tory fop that means so much :sniff:

 

[Box of Frogs]

I usually get sucked in and against my better judgement, end up reading one of the HB&B's tedious blogs however, this time I have resisted. I have digested the information contained in this thread instead of investing valuable time in reading the pile of poo that usually eminates from HB&Bs pen and as a result I feel clean, untouched and vaguely happy.

Is he immune from the criticism his blogs attract or does he derive some twisted pleasure in the attention it brings? Or is he simply too self-absorbed to know or care?

*

This is why NSC needs a "Like" button.

And it shall have one soon.

NSC needs a 'Pile of shit' button specifically for HB&Bs blogs.