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Stumpy Tim
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This thread really is more entertaining than the blog. There should be a prize for the best insult. Bozza is scraping it thus far
hitony
Administrator
Oh I dunno..............whilst Bozzas did make me laugh, I think Simsters is out in front at the moment......
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To quote Mrs HB&B "Just think yourself lucky he's got a job now, so we only have to put up with this shit late at night and weekends"
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Stumpy Tim
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Let's see how the thread pans out and then run a poll
The Large One
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I'm preferring Bozza's at present because his was concise and bang on the money. Even though Simster's was a quality effort (he too was right on target), he strays into the personal stuff a bit (hard to avoid when it comes to HB&B, obviously), so it's Bozza by a nose for me.
Looking forward to critiques from the aforementioned Cheeky Monkey, and from HKFC too.
Until then, here's some music. This is Jay & The Americans from 1966 with 'Livin Above Your Head'. We'll have the weather straight after...
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Looking forward to critiques from the aforementioned Cheeky Monkey, and from HKFC too.
Until then, here's some music. This is Jay & The Americans from 1966 with 'Livin Above Your Head'. We'll have the weather straight after...
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Stumpy Tim
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I'm expecting Pot Noodle to join in at some point, but you can't look past the early pace-setters thus far
Because you GOONS have drawn my attention to it, I felt compelled to read this latest NONSENSE.
It is actually a pity its SO badly written, as the general theme of 'The Albion are quality right now - go and watch them' has merit, but no-one will get that out of it, as they'll be too busy shaking there heads sadly, and bemoaning the state of the education system.
Whilst on there, I clicked the link to the blogger's previous effort, to see what the standard of that one was like. The level of literacy was a little higher, which is nice, but the one thing that I noted with interest, was that he has shoe-horned a gratuitous reference to John Barrowman twice in a row. Is he trying to tell us something?
It is actually a pity its SO badly written, as the general theme of 'The Albion are quality right now - go and watch them' has merit, but no-one will get that out of it, as they'll be too busy shaking there heads sadly, and bemoaning the state of the education system.
Whilst on there, I clicked the link to the blogger's previous effort, to see what the standard of that one was like. The level of literacy was a little higher, which is nice, but the one thing that I noted with interest, was that he has shoe-horned a gratuitous reference to John Barrowman twice in a row. Is he trying to tell us something?
Thanks for your kind words, hitony, however I do believe Bozza's is superior. Sadly he had cornered the "trite, concise put-down" market before I saw the thread. I was merely expanding upon it, and in doing so, dipped my little toe into personal abuse, as TLO rightly points out.
Cheeky Monkey and Pot Noodle should be well worth a read soon enough. Then again, I thought HKFC was disappointing.
Cheeky Monkey and Pot Noodle should be well worth a read soon enough. Then again, I thought HKFC was disappointing.
Brighton Breezy
New member
Leave the guy alone. It isn't that bad.
Don't blame him if The Argus does not sub it. I deal with the blogs for our website and I manage to find time for a quick read through and check.
Don't blame him if The Argus does not sub it. I deal with the blogs for our website and I manage to find time for a quick read through and check.
ROSM
Well-known member
I've read it. I had low expectations. It failed to live up to them.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
That's a poor effort. You're not a finalist
Please pipe down. If you haven't got anything constructive to say, don't say anything at all.
Pot noodles for everyone
New member
When I was little, we had a pet dog that had worms. Watching it scrape it's arse across the kitchen floor I did once wonder what the resultant scrawl would look like if I wedged a pen up its bum.
Having read that blog, I now know.
Having read that blog, I now know.
ROSM
Well-known member
Good effort. You came with a reputation and didn't let us down. Some of the approach was contrived but the end result seemed worthy of the effort.
Think Bozza's still leads though
This is why NSC needs a "Like" button.
And it shall have one soon.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Apologies to all. I was not in the mood to be abusive, so thought I'd offer a critique of the actual piece rather than the author.
I'm going to give him a little credit, and assume that the gibberish title of this thread was a deliberate, self-deprecating nod to the levels of literacy in the 'article' itself.
I could however, be wrong, and he may simply be unable to grasp the simple basics of the English language.