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there I was thinking they were deciding which 'Park' to go to on Sunday.....Villa or St James's !!
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Just checked that up. Would still need to go sub 51 minutes. May have to rely on the rich part and get the best SPDs on the market and bionic body parts and organs.
Will you be at the Park on Saturday? A chance to lap me is to good to turn down...
I think it was about 60 fags a day that didn't help King George VI much!
That last bit doesn't sound right!
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
I don't recall getting my knickers in a twist over Corbyn being called a 'mutton headed old mugwump'. I try not listen to anything Boris Johnson says.
If the tax payer payed me a few million and provided a huge house I'd happily do so.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
I wish the Duke of Edinburgh a happy and glorious retirement. He's a very private man and does a lot of charity work that he doesn't like to talk about, but I for one would be fascinated to read his candid memoirs, if he were to pen them once retired though. I'd be particularly interested in his chapter on his 1956 world tour and opening of the Melbourne Olympics. He did visit an awful lot of ports on that tour and despite being a gentleman of the highest order, you can the man out of the navy, but you can't the navy out the man. I wonder how many there were.................
McTavish
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And WHAT does your adjective agree with?
Maybe you had to be there but that really is one of the unfunniest "anecdotes" I have ever heard.
Quite. He's hardly hod carrying or running his legs off in an Amazon super-warehouse is he.
Respect for his military career but I would imagine his "work day" consists of Breakfast at 10. Second Breakfast at 11:30. Driven to say, a school for the blind, wobble about shaking a few hands and making a few inappropriate comments, driven to lunch, promise some more taxpayers money to one pf his pet charities. Home by 2 for a Port and newspaper in his favourite chair. Fair play at 95 but I imagine that's pretty much been his working day for a good 50 years.
theboybilly
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Years left in the old girl then?
madinthehead
I have changed this
Perhaps Prince Philip could take over the Brexit negotiations, and bring his much-needed diplomatic skill in dealing with foreigners.....
It's trying to agree with the Queen's muff but, as you point out, is obviously in disagreement
McTavish
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The Queen's muff! So what case should Queen be in?
Hopefully - got to get shot of a touch of manflu first.
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
The legend in his own words:
British women can't cook.
I would like to go to Russia very much, although the *******s murdered half my family.
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed.
Looked as though it had been put in by an Indian.
Do you still throw spears at each other?
Oh yes, there's a lot of orphanges in Romania - they must breed them.
The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.
Freddie Mercury's band and she are teaming up for the 2 Queens tour?
Harry's head is already bobbing up and down in agreement.
Harry's head is already bobbing up and down in agreement.
For more famous / infamous quotes from him, see
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39806145
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39806145
clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
They should give him a knighthood 