*BIG announcement by the QUEEN due at 8am*

[greyseagull]

Mystery figure SPOTTED on Buckingham Palace roof ahead of ‘unscheduled meeting’

http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal...-queen-elizabeth-prince-philip-health-meeting

Daniel Craig?

 

[ManOfSussex]

Daniel Craig?

That was good:

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Is Camilla pregnant?

More likely that Camilla is actually Colin.

 

[ManOfSussex]

More likely that Camilla is actually Colin.

Perhaps this meeting is just about The Queen working this weekend. Maybe she's now got to present something in Birmingham Sunday lunchtime.

 

[The Clamp]

They are dissolving the Monarchy and giving back all the money and land they have stolen over the past few hundred years?

If it's not that then I really couldn't give a sideways fart what these over privileged, thieving, bloody hooray Henry's get up to.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Veterrimus Regina Vagina for us Mr Ross Latin students, which is extremely dry humour.

Aaaah, Mr Ross. Never quite understood how he exercised so much control with so little effort. The fact that I got a 3 in Latin and only a 5 in Eng Lang and Eng Lit says it all. Quam Guido

 

[clippedgull]

Due to being hit by bedroom tax she's moving from 2,000 bedroom Buckingham Palace to 1,000 bedroom Windsor Castle.

 

[Ernest]

Duke of Edinburgh to no longer carry out public engagements

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Duke of Edinburgh to no longer carry out public engagements

'retiring from royal duties'

 

[lawros left foot]

They're moving the family back to Germany because of Brexit.

We've got our country back

 

[Dick Swiveller]

95 year old man retires shocker.

 

[AmexRuislip]

A giant triffid has escaped from Highgrove House and is staking a claim to the throne of England!

 

[bhafc99]

Post #50 at 09:06:

If there is a 'public' message, at the very most it'll be something like Prince Philip cutting his royal engagements to a handful or something like that.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

They're moving the family back to Germany because of Brexit.

Phil can go back to Greece.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

95 year old man retires shocker.

Retires from what exactly?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

95 year old man retires shocker.

He will be 96 in June. He is retiring in the autumn.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Retires from what exactly?

780 charitable organisations for a start.

 

[Rogero]

Hope it is, and it's that mixed race girl.

Are you allowed to say that?

 

[Doc Lynam]

780 charitable organisations for a start.

Wow he must have been working night and day, poor sausage! I'd feel guilty if it wasn't for the fact he's been living like royalty for many, many years!

 

[jakarta]

He is 96 and that is about 35 years after I want to retire.

As stated in a previous post a genuine WW2 veteran who actually had shells and bullets lobbed at him unlike (I suspect) most of the keyboard warriors on here.

Hope he enjoys what few years he has left.