*BIG announcement by the QUEEN due at 8am*

[ManOfSussex]

They're going to announce that Princess Anne DID take a sex test at the Montreal Olympics and failed it.

 

[BigGully]

They're going to announce that Princess Anne DID take a sex test at the Montreal Olympics and failed it.

Says the man that got his knickers in a twist over Corbyn being called a 'mutton headed old mugwump' ...................

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He is 96 and that is about 35 years after I want to retire.

As stated in a previous post a genuine WW2 veteran who actually had shells and bullets lobbed at him unlike (I suspect) most of the keyboard warriors on here.

Hope he enjoys what few years he has left.

He's a member of the Royal Family. He's probably got another two decades yet

 

[Soulman]

Well done, have a well earned break Phil.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Now seems as good a time as any to revisit some of his finer moments

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/05/04...s-remember-best-troll-ever-66-massive-gaffes/

 

[GT49er]

Fair enough - he's 95 ffs. Wouldn't blame her maj. if she did the same.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

He's a member of the Royal Family. He's probably got another two decades yet

He married into the Royal Family, so his genes aren't that connected, although he is a distant relative of Queen Victoria.
Being royal didn't help King George VI who died aged 56.

 

[Doc Lynam]

He is 96 and that is about 35 years after I want to retire.

As stated in a previous post a genuine WW2 veteran who actually had shells and bullets lobbed at him unlike (I suspect) most of the keyboard warriors on here.

Hope he enjoys what few years he has left.

The focus is his retirement from "public" duty, whilst living in probably the most privileged family in the world! It has nothing to do with WW2!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Retires from what exactly?

110 days work a year - I assume when you're 95 you'll be doing that many days work ?

 

[Easy 10]

Now seems as good a time as any to revisit some of his finer moments

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/05/04...s-remember-best-troll-ever-66-massive-gaffes/

10 A VIP at a local airport asked HRH: “What was your flight, like, Your Royal Highness? Philip: “Have you ever flown in a plane?” VIP: “Oh yes, sir, many times.” “Well,” said Philip, “it was just like that.”

marvellous

 

[BigGully]

The focus is his retirement from "public" duty, whilst living in probably the most privileged family in the world! It has nothing to do with WW2!

Serious question, accepting he was of a time of discretion and less intrusion, but wouldnt you today rather be very rich and not Royalty ??

 

[knocky1]

Serious question, accepting he was of a time of discretion and less intrusion, but wouldnt you today rather be very rich and not Royalty ??

I'd rather be rich and not 95.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

He has an appointment at his local DWP office next week for a capability assessment. He is expected to be passed fit for work.

 

[McTavish]

Veterrimus Regina Vagina.

Eh? (The) oldest (man) Queen scabbard?? Do I sense a Romanes eunt domus moment?

 

[Doc Lynam]

Serious question, accepting he was of a time of discretion and less intrusion, but wouldnt you today rather be very rich and not Royalty ??

You realise how absurd that question is to a republican right? And to repeat myself again, this has nothing to do with the subject I'm commenting on!

 

[knocky1]

Eh? (The) oldest (man) Queen scabbard?? Do I sense a Romanes eunt domus moment?

Superlative answer but I am using the superlative as an adjective. Maybe instead of scabbard I should use bulbula cortinas?

 

[BigGully]

You realise how absurd that question is to a republican right? And to repeat myself again, this has nothing to do with the subject I'm commenting on!

Oh ok, I didnt know that as a republican you were unable to form a view on a simple question, which in itself wasnt meant to justify either example, it was just a question no more.

 

[Blue3]

Any chance he might have a Villa ticket he is now not going to use?

 

[Guinness Boy]

I'd rather be rich and not 95.

Think of the AG time possibilities at park run though. *winks*

 

[bardo]

Aaaah, Mr Ross. Never quite understood how he exercised so much control with so little effort. The fact that I got a 3 in Latin and only a 5 in Eng Lang and Eng Lit says it all. Quam Guido

Can't believe there's other Mr Ross taught pupils on here. How many? Best teacher ever. Remembered: the time he walked into class, sat down, hands behind head, looking up to the ceiling in his inimitable style, and said "Decline the verb 'amo', Jenkins (or whoever)". No reply. "Jenkins, decline the verb 'amo', now". No reply. Looks down and across the class and realises Jenkins isn't actually in the classroom. Classic. More stories, please, with its own thread to discover other Mr Ross taught students?