[Technology] Best thing with tea

[The Clamp]

Blow job and a spliff wouldn't go amiss with a cup of tea.

The benefits of NSC Premium

 

[WATFORD zero]

Blow job and a spliff wouldn't go amiss with a cup of tea.

I do this with chocolate fingers

 

[KZNSeagull]

Well, tea isn’t rubbish. Is it.

Yes it is. Coffee is even worse.

 

[The Clamp]

Yes it is. Coffee is even worse.

You don’t like it. It’s not rubbish.

The empire was built upon it, Sir!

 

[BLOCK F]

Large mug of tea in bed in the early morning, coffee mid morning, then tea in the afternoon usually with a couple of chocolate Hobnobs or cake if my nearest and dearest has made one. If away in a hotel, it could be tea with fresh scones, clotted cream etc. Maybe a cup in the evening if not on the wine.
Lovely.

 

[withdeanwombat]

It has to be crumpet.

What was the question?

 

[The Clamp]

It has to be crumpet.

What was the question?

I like a crumpet. Pissing in butter. Rarely put anything else on it.

 

[The Clamp]

I’m hungover today having drunk for the first time in a long time. Hence all this waffle about treats today.

Went it the Welly in Shoreham for Sunday live music with friends and then footy.

Drank Whitstable Bay black stout and moved onto a bottle of Malbec around 8pm.

Felt like a bag of shit tied up with string this morning. Okay now.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Haven’t had a binge drinking session for a very long time, and as for crumpet…..

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Elevensies:

Elevensies:

Now there's a massively underused word these days.

 

[Bodian]

I'm glad you included fish & chips on this list, as I always crave tea on the rare occasions I visit a chippy.

For everyday use: dark chocolate digestive biscuits.

Goes brilliantly with fish and chips.

You get that salt dry thirst and then a mouthful of tea? Sublime.

Surely this is the other way round though. Tea being the best thing with fish & chips.

Otherwise you'd be saying, 'Lovely cuppa tea - but some fish and chips would make it better'?

 

[The Clamp]

Surely this is the other way round though. Tea being the best thing with fish & chips.

Otherwise you'd be saying, 'Lovely cuppa tea - but some fish and chips would make it better'?

Yes. You are correct and that did cross my mind.

However, for simplicity’s sake due to me being rather hungover, I didn’t do the right thing and I’ve let everyone down and it’s all gone sideways. I’m sorry.

 

[rippleman]

Elevensies:

Now there's a massively underused word these days.

Tiffin

And there's another one!

 

[The Clamp]

Tiffin

And there's another one!

Great word.

I’m a fan of High Tea, too.