So.CalGull
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That's quite alright....it's obviously the best line ever, so worth mentioning twice!
...being rather pedantic...three times...#37.
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Best line in a movie?
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...being rather pedantic...three times...#37.
Lyndhurst 14
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Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility
Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility
ryeseagull
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The Madness of King George
Dr. Pepys: "I've always found the stool more eloquent than the pulse."
Dr. Willis: "Our Saviour went about healing the sick"
George III: "Yes, but he didn't charge 700 pounds a year for it"
George III: "What of the colonies Mr. Pitt?"
Mr. Pitt: "America is now a nation, Sir"
George III: "Is it? Well, we must try to get used to it. I've known stranger things: I once saw a sheep with five legs."
Dr. Pepys: "I've always found the stool more eloquent than the pulse."
Dr. Willis: "Our Saviour went about healing the sick"
George III: "Yes, but he didn't charge 700 pounds a year for it"
George III: "What of the colonies Mr. Pitt?"
Mr. Pitt: "America is now a nation, Sir"
George III: "Is it? Well, we must try to get used to it. I've known stranger things: I once saw a sheep with five legs."
sammy g
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Airplane- Stewardess to elderly female passenger- "How do you like your coffee? Black......like my men"! I always find that hilarious.
The Lemming Stomper
Under the flag
Not being picky, but it was said by a young girl to a young boy !!
turkish...We've lost Gorgeous George
bricktop.. You're gonna have to repeat that.
turkish.... We've lost Gorgeous George.
bricktop....Well, where'd you lose him?
He ain't a set of f***ing car keys, is he?
And it's not as if he's incon-f***ing-spicuous, is it?
turkish..... We're not backing out.
bricktop.....You bet your bollocks to a barn dance you're not.
tommy...... We're changing the fighter.
bricktop.....Oh, f*** me, your lady friend got a voice?
Who are you changing him to, sweetheart?
turkish...... You won't know him, but he's mustard.
bricktop...... Mustard?
I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee...
...you can't change fighters.
bricktop.. You're gonna have to repeat that.
turkish.... We've lost Gorgeous George.
bricktop....Well, where'd you lose him?
He ain't a set of f***ing car keys, is he?
And it's not as if he's incon-f***ing-spicuous, is it?
turkish..... We're not backing out.
bricktop.....You bet your bollocks to a barn dance you're not.
tommy...... We're changing the fighter.
bricktop.....Oh, f*** me, your lady friend got a voice?
Who are you changing him to, sweetheart?
turkish...... You won't know him, but he's mustard.
bricktop...... Mustard?
I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee...
...you can't change fighters.
Seagull on the wing
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You Dirty Rat!!
JACKRUSSELL
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Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Hillian1
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"Fill your hand you son of a bitch"
John Wayne (Rooster Cogburn) True Grit.
John Wayne (Rooster Cogburn) True Grit.
Tommy DeVito: No more shines, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting f***ing fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you f***ing piece of shit!
Billy Batts: What?
Tommy DeVito: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting f***ing fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you f***ing piece of shit!
Jerryatric
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Forrest Gump:
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Yea I thought about this last night, I don't think Wodney get's weleased, it's Woger followed by Woddewick. Pity Jonathan wasn't on holiday there at the time (unlike Spike) otherwise it might have been:
"Welease Wossi"..
JCL - the new kid in town
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- Aug 23, 2011
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Inglorius Basterds was a remake i believe so maybe that had something to do with it
Take your pick from the bestest film ever.....
McMurphy: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
Nurse Ratched: If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
[McMurphy turns around to see Harding smiling at him]
McMurphy: Heh, YOU'D like it, wouldn't you?
McMurphy: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
Nurse Ratched: If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.
[McMurphy turns around to see Harding smiling at him]
McMurphy: Heh, YOU'D like it, wouldn't you?
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