Best line in a movie?

[Eric Potts]

Its been a while but.....

" Cock juggling thundercunt "

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Oops! Just noticed you got there first....

That's quite alright....it's obviously the best line ever, so worth mentioning twice!

 

[BrickTamland]

"Hey, where did you get those clothes, the toilet store? - Brick from Anchorman

 

[Pat McCrotch]

"What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver."

R. P. McMurphy - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

 

[Danny-Boy]

"Blazing Saddles"

New sherriff Cleavon Little arrives in Rock Ridge and is instantly surrounded by (nearly) all the locals toting guns, because he is a "negrito".

One old man trys to stick by him then says wrily "You're on your OWWNN, son" and disappears.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

'Toga Toga!' National Lampoons Animal House

 

[Danny-Boy]

Is this the man who... wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?

Beverly Hills Cop 1

THere was another great line by Judge Reinhold at the end shoot-out but I've forgotten what it was.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Welease Wodney

but if you are called Wodney

 

[honey boy zimba]

mongo only porn in game of life

 

[honey boy zimba]

when i see a man running naked down the road with a knive and a hard on i figure hes gona rape someone ..... Dirty Harry

 

[Danny-Boy]

mongo only porn in game of life

Could make a good pawn movie...(fart)

 

[Danny-Boy]

THere was another great line by Judge Reinhold at the end shoot-out but I've forgotten what it was.

I think he said "Gosh boss, this is just like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" as they are pinned down by about a dozen guns in the garden.

 

[smelly]

He's a wobber

And a wapist

 

[chez]

"you screw up just this much... You'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit outta hong kong!"

"negative ghost rider, the pattern is full."

Should be on every mans favourite quotes! Just saying that gets me in the mood for watching it! Top gun it is tonight!!

Quality quotes although you could have posted so many great ones from that film. IMO one of the best films of all time.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Anchorman: "I may be wrong, but I believe Diversity was an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era"-definetly going to use this if ever asked what diversity is!!

Haven't looked through to see if this has already been posted but from Airplane!:

"Surley you can't be serious"
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley!"

And from Life of Brian:

"What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?"
"Well its a joke name sir"
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus!"

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

And a wapist

and a pickpocket

 

[Brixtaan]

"Er, Houston, er, we have a problem"

 

[Brixtaan]

"I need your boots and your motorcycle"

 

[Bean]

"Got him" - Johnny English

 

[Brixtaan]

A horrible horrible moment in Saving Private Ryan when the German slips the knife into the American:


"shhhh"