Best line in a movie?

[Brixtaan]

"who's in charge? WHOS IN CHARGE ROUND HERE"

"ain't you?"

Apocalypse Now.

Ps there's been some shit quotes on this thread so far.

 

[trancing]

" I dont care if hes Muhammed im hard Bruce Lee you cant change fighters "

 

[sweetmods]

"who's in charge? WHOS IN CHARGE ROUND HERE"

"ain't you?"

Apocalypse Now.

Ps there's been some shit quotes on this thread so far.

Thanks for adding to it!.......

 

[smelly]

You're a big man but your out of condition and for me it's a full time job.

Get Carter

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.

Vincent: A please would be nice.

The Wolf: Come again?

Vincent: I said a please would be nice.

The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better f***ing do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.

Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.

Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the f***ing car.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Welease Wodger

You lucky B------d!

Welease Wodney

 

[jakarta]

The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.

Vincent: A please would be nice.

The Wolf: Come again?

Vincent: I said a please would be nice.

The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better f***ing do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.

Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.

Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the f***ing car.

Wonderful scene from a wonderful film ('Dead ****** Storage' from Pulp Fiction for the 1% who may not recognise it) Whatever happened to Tarantino - he was the mutts nuts for dialogue once upon a time, tried to watch Inglorius Basterds recently & gave up after half an hour - never mind eh?

 

[DumLum]

State Trooper: What the hell are you driving here?
Del: We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time.
State Trooper: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Del: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.



……and many other classics from “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”

I prefer any of the lines from the 'I want a F*!king car' Scene!

Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5hVMFjDAA8&feature=related

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"who's in charge? WHOS IN CHARGE ROUND HERE"

"ain't you?"

Apocalypse Now.

Ps there's been some shit quotes on this thread so far.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I'm funny how? I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you??

*Gulp*

 

[Fungus]

"Oh, oh, Brighton's gonna score again".

 

[16bha]

I'm funny how? I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you??

*Gulp*

Joe Pesci at his best in Goodfellas

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"It's been emotional..."

 

[16bha]

"The Wookie is down! Is a Wookie a bear?"

 

[ryeseagull]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here: this is the War Room!"

"Mein Fuehrur! I can Walk!"

"You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Joe Pesci at his best in Goodfellas

Correctomundo chook! I'm not ashamed to admit that when I fist saw the film, I let out a silent cheer when he was served with his somewhat inevitable 'whacking'. Everybody's worse nightmare: & then some. Innit.

 

[Brian Potter]

"There's always time for lubricant!" - Evolution

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

"For you ze var ist over" - Various.

 

[Noddy11]

Sexy Beast
"Don: Shut up, ****. You louse. You got some ****in' neck ain't you. Retired? **** off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a ****ing suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like ****ing Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
[He gut-punches Gal]
Don: What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and **** off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, **** off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're ****ing trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
"
- Author Unknown

 

[Twinkle Toes]

"You can't really dust for vomit."