Best Chat Up Lines You've Heard/Used

[mistahclarke]

my most successful was "I get off at 2"..... I was a cocktail barman in Cyprus though and it in request to a request for a screaming orgasm, sex on the beach, etc.
also used to say to them, "you've got to shag someone on your last night, it's tradition".... that worked well.


When I had to chat up girls I'd off to play that at pool, same we should play for a bet and the loser had to give oral sex. Then throw the game. Worked everytime. Mind you, had to be a bit of a charmer during the game.

 

[Northstander]

my most successful was "I get off at 2"..... I was a cocktail barman in Cyprus though and it in request to a request for a screaming orgasm, sex on the beach, etc.
also used to say to them, "you've got to shag someone on your last night, it's tradition".... that worked well.


When I had to chat up girls I'd off to play that at pool, same we should play for a bet and the loser had to give oral sex. Then throw the game. Worked everytime. Mind you, had to be a bit of a charmer during the game.

After three reads, I still dont understand a word of that?

 

[Northstander]

your mate reckons you'd love to watch me f*** her..........it's worked twice,with sensational results

Now...that I like

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I'd off to play that at pool, same we should play for a bet and the loser had to give oral sex. Then throw the game. Worked everytime. Mind you, had to be a bit of a charmer during the game.

My mate Chris has played pool with you, he said you were a charmer as well.

 

[mistahclarke]

When I had to chat up girls I'd off to play that at pool, same we should play for a bet and the loser had to give oral sex. Then throw the game. Worked everytime. Mind you, had to be a bit of a charmer during the game.

you're right, and can't seem to edit.

What I meant was, offer to play them at pool, and suggest a bet to make it more interesting. Suggest the bet should be the loser has to give oral sex, always gets a laugh and the okay, and let them win as it's more accepting for them to go through it. It's all good from there.

 

[mistahclarke]

My mate Chris has played pool with you, he said you were a charmer as well.

prefer the pink to the brown

 

[Cpt. Spavil]

i use some of the Mysterious Girl song as chat up lines

 

[Joshski]

Are you Jamaican ... because your Jamaican me crazy

 

[Kumquat]

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

A bloke i knew at school tried that one. He was so drunk he ended up throwing up on her. Another mate was in a club in dunstable and a girl said tyo him "I'm having a party in my mouth later, do you wanna come?".