Return of the Rev
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Best Chat Up Lines You've Heard/Used
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sjamesb3466
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"Can I borrow your fanny for a wank"
Always been a favourite of mine. Never had much luck with it....odd that
Always been a favourite of mine. Never had much luck with it....odd that
sjamesb3466
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Or "Can I see where you piss from?"
Return of the Rev
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"Can I borrow your fanny for a wank"
Always been a favourite of mine. Never had much luck with it....odd that
NO!
sjamesb3466
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shoreham moonraker
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- Apr 11, 2009
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im a painter and decorator, can i whitewash your cervix?
Thinking bout this, I'm not quite sure how I got my current girlfriend.
We first met when some friends of mine were playing footblal down Preston Park and my friend asked me along to help them out, i didn't know that many people so referred to all the males as 'George' and all the females as 'Sally' so i spoent the day calling her Sally, we all then went to the pub afterwards at which point she said virtually nothing to me, we all went out a few times over the next few weeks, again she said pretty much nothing to me at all.
Then randomly comes out with, 'I have a spare ticket away v Orient want to come?' (she's a Brighton fan
) Of course i oblige, once we get back to Brighton after the game, I'm at the bus stop bout to get my bus and she just grabs me and kisses me. Also turns out she spent the entire day at the park and the few times we went out as a group before the Orient away game just eyeing me up and staring at my arse of all things.
Strange lady.
We first met when some friends of mine were playing footblal down Preston Park and my friend asked me along to help them out, i didn't know that many people so referred to all the males as 'George' and all the females as 'Sally' so i spoent the day calling her Sally, we all then went to the pub afterwards at which point she said virtually nothing to me, we all went out a few times over the next few weeks, again she said pretty much nothing to me at all.
Then randomly comes out with, 'I have a spare ticket away v Orient want to come?' (she's a Brighton fan
) Of course i oblige, once we get back to Brighton after the game, I'm at the bus stop bout to get my bus and she just grabs me and kisses me. Also turns out she spent the entire day at the park and the few times we went out as a group before the Orient away game just eyeing me up and staring at my arse of all things.Strange lady.
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
If approaching two young ladies:
'Hello girls, Cinderella not with you tonight?'
If approaching one young lady:
'Do you fancy spending the weekend on my boat?'
'Hello girls, Cinderella not with you tonight?'
If approaching one young lady:
'Do you fancy spending the weekend on my boat?'
Not so much of apick up line but brilliant none the less.
In our group we'd had a random discussion about weird sex talk, and one that was f***ing brilliant was "Give it a kiss" a week later, at a gig or a party or somthing, I forget what, he pulls a girl, gets this handjob and says "Give it a kiss".
It only went and f***ing worked.
In our group we'd had a random discussion about weird sex talk, and one that was f***ing brilliant was "Give it a kiss" a week later, at a gig or a party or somthing, I forget what, he pulls a girl, gets this handjob and says "Give it a kiss".
It only went and f***ing worked.
Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
Fancy going halves on a bastard?
SirDouglasLoft
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- Jul 4, 2008
- 6,876
A mate of mine said this terrible one the other week.
"You're so hot you're the reason for global warming" or something along them lines.
She laughed and told him to "f*** off".
tool.
"You're so hot you're the reason for global warming" or something along them lines.
She laughed and told him to "f*** off".
tool.
What a charming, romantic tale.
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
"If you were a cheeseburger, you'd be a Mcgorgeous"
"If you were a cheeseburger, you'd be a Mcgorgeous"
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
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ive never asked out a girl in my life because im ugly and theyd say no
ive never asked out a girl in my life because im ugly and theyd say no
Seem like quite a risky strategy... asking for it really... but I guess you might just get a sympathy vote... Did it work?
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
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Common as Mook
Not Posh as Fook
- Jul 26, 2004
- 5,642
I wish you were a cigarette so I could suck on your butt