Best Chat Up Lines You've Heard/Used

[Mendoza]

in honour of this winker, and 9 months later he got a baby

The 25-year-old former Manchester United forward met her in a Los Angeles restaurant during a trip to the U.S. last summer, charming her with the line: 'Me, you, f*** f***', it was reported.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1295678/Mother-Cristiano-Ronaldos-baby-American-waitress-seduced-night-stand.html

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

A girl (the daughter of my college teacher) once beckoned me over to her at a party, i walked over to her and she whispered into my ear:

'if i can make you come (cum) with one finger imagine what i can do with a whole hand.!'

I'll leave what followed to your imagination!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" Did you know what happened to the 10 ton Polar Bear ?. Neither do I but I thought it might break the ice ".

I Used that many times in the 80's and it never failed.

 

[The Grockle]

Telling a girl I was a dolphin therapist, who works with disabled children or working with orphaned orangutans in Borneo and my personal favourite, when a girl asks you how you got your sun tan tell her you have been clearing landmines in Ruwanda.

All have worked for me and yes I know I’m going to hell.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Cor you don't sweat much for a fat bird do ya

 

[Scotty Mac]

on the train home from tranmere when meeting the english womens volleyball team

"I'M SINGLE"

 

[Peteinblack]

I'm not bragging or exaggerating, and I'm not particularly proud of this, but this is absoluteyl true, word for word.

I was a student at Sussex Uni in the 1980s, and was at a disco on campus one Friday night, when a slightly tipsy, mature (about 6 years older) student, came up to me at the bar and said:

'Excuse me, what's your name?'

'Pete', I cautiously replied, wondering if this was a set-up.

'Well, Pete, I've seen you around campus a few times, and I really like the look of you. Do you want to come back to my place and screw me?'

Wasn't really into one night stands or pick-ups in bars, but I said 'I'd love to'
- we actually went out with each other for a year after that!

 

[upthealbion1970]

Cor you don't sweat much for a fat bird do ya

(and they are so grateful)

 

[daveinprague]

'My face is out of here in 10 minutes. If you want to be on it, get your coat'

 

[Normal Rob]

'Have you ever been unfaithful?'

the reply was 'no' - but 20 minutes later...

 

[Acker79]

" Did you know what happened to the 10 ton Polar Bear ?. Neither do I but I thought it might break the ice ".

I Used that many times in the 80's and it never failed.

I've heard that's the line david beckham used on victoria

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

There you go then.

 

[Easy 10]

Nice legs. What time do they open ?

 

[Mellotron]

1. Does the carpet match your pubes?

2. I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

How's your arse for cracking walnuts?

 

[fire&skill]

a) Have you ever caught a pike?

b) My name's Steve. Remember that - you'll be screaming it in a couple of hours.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Telling a girl I was .... working with orphaned orangutans in Borneo

I've actually done that but never thought to use it a chat up line. Will have to give it a go this weekend.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

b) My name's Steve. Remember that - you'll be screaming it in a couple of hours.

Along with the words "get off me"

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I'm not bragging or exaggerating, and I'm not particularly proud of this, but this is absoluteyl true, word for word.

I was a student at Sussex Uni in the 1980s, and was at a disco on campus one Friday night, when a slightly tipsy, mature (about 6 years older) student, came up to me at the bar and said:

'Excuse me, what's your name?'

'Pete', I cautiously replied, wondering if this was a set-up.

'Well, Pete, I've seen you around campus a few times, and I really like the look of you. Do you want to come back to my place and screw me?'

Wasn't really into one night stands or pick-ups in bars, but I said 'I'd love to'
- we actually went out with each other for a year after that!

Why on Earth are you not proud of that??

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

"WOW"