Bell Cheeses at work

[dazzer6666]

Haven’t read all of thread but I might be due to have a burst event later. Having breakfast first just in case.

Cornish pasty by any chance ?

 

[Barham's tash]

I might be due to have a burst event later.

Sounds nasty. Make sure you share your experience with the whole office at full volume won’t you?


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[clapham_gull]

Developers love agile because it gives them only the 20 seconds of human interaction they require at work every morning.


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[Albalbion]

I had been looking forward to today all week not only because it’s Friday but because Bellcheese would not be in today as she has training in London today. So imagine my HORROR when she walked through the door at half nine this morning claiming she couldn’t get on the train to London because it was too full so she’s decided to just bin it off. I’m not sure if that is the real reason though, it may have more to do with the email she sent to both other people in the office today and also the text to security staff to “please keep a look out for my parcel It will be in my name it (sic) the new awesome iPhone 8”. When I read that I rolled my eyes so hard I swear I caught a glimpse of my spine.


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[Albalbion]

On the bright side at least she’s now reading all her emails aloud :


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[FatSuperman]

On the bright side at least she’s now reading all her emails aloud :

I love this type of humour. One of my favourite things to say about any software we develop is "it may be hard to use, but at least it's slow".

 

[LlcoolJ]

I had been looking forward to today all week not only because it’s Friday but because Bellcheese would not be in today as she has training in London today. So imagine my HORROR when she walked through the door at half nine this morning claiming she couldn’t get on the train to London because it was too full so she’s decided to just bin it off. I’m not sure if that is the real reason though, it may have more to do with the email she sent to both other people in the office today and also the text to security staff to “please keep a look out for my parcel It will be in my name it (sic) the new awesome iPhone 8”. When I read that I rolled my eyes so hard I swear I caught a glimpse of my spine.


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Jesus wept.

 

[FatSuperman]

My wife is about to start one.

Please don't let her. I'll spend half of my waking hours on it detailing everything my wife does.

She's got a brain tumour by the way. And by brain tumour, she means headache.

 

[Albalbion]

I love this type of humour. One of my favourite things to say about any software we develop is "it may be hard to use, but at least it's slow".

I also do things like that quite often people either get it or look confused either way is fine by me haha


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[FatSuperman]

I love Agile. I think it's brilliant and far superior to Waterfall and the old-fashioned methodologies.
I'm a developer, not sure if that makes a difference.
*Awaits flaming*

What sort of software are you working on? Is it 'dotcom' or apps by any chance?

 

[Arthritic Toe]

Ah yes, the wonderful Agile - much faster and much less thorough.

In the olden days using waterfall, it took 6 months or a year to deliver a crap system that didn't work. Now agile achieves the same thing, but you know its crap and doesn't work much sooner.

 

[dazzer6666]

I had been looking forward to today all week not only because it’s Friday but because Bellcheese would not be in today as she has training in London today. So imagine my HORROR when she walked through the door at half nine this morning claiming she couldn’t get on the train to London because it was too full so she’s decided to just bin it off. I’m not sure if that is the real reason though, it may have more to do with the email she sent to both other people in the office today and also the text to security staff to “please keep a look out for my parcel It will be in my name it (sic) the new awesome iPhone 8”. When I read that I rolled my eyes so hard I swear I caught a glimpse of my spine.


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This is brilliant.......'train too full'.......yeah, right. On a Friday, with bad weather. Trains will be half empty.

 

[pearl]

Yeah, what's happened to 'Crisps' and 'Noise Machine'

Paging [MENTION=3566]hans kraay fan club[/MENTION]

maybe they ate him

 

[Badger]

Developers love agile because it gives them only the 20 seconds of human interaction they require at work every morning.

I've been campaigning for months to get rid of that NEEDLESS 20 seconds.

 

[Badger]

On the bright side at least she’s now reading all her emails aloud :

I used to sit next to one of these*. She'd even read them aloud as she was typing them.



*Obviously she was a CHUBSTER in her 40s.

 

[Albalbion]

I used to sit next to one of these*. She'd even read them aloud as she was typing them.



*Obviously she was a CHUBSTER in her 40s.

This one used to be a CHUBSTER fortunately her 4000 weekly trips to the gym seem to be paying off, now she is just your average mid 30s bellend.


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[Badger]

This one used to be a CHUBSTER fortunately her 4000 weekly trips to the gym seem to be paying off, now she is just your average mid 30s bellend.

She'll never keep it up. As soon as she reaches 40 she'll replace the gym with crisps.

 

[Albalbion]

She'll never keep it up. As soon as she reaches 40 she'll replace the gym with crisps.

Ear-achingly LOUD crisps?


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[clapham_gull]

The main benefit of the Agile methodology is that it allows you to go over budget quicker.

 

[clapham_gull]

I've been campaigning for months to get rid of that NEEDLESS 20 seconds.

Have you tried getting rid of 1 second a day ?