Bell Cheeses at work

[Chicken Runner61]

How about you saying you can't contribute because legally it might infer paternity if the father doesn't come forward and what if she doesn't have it ??

 

[BlockDpete]

Presumably its her choice to get up the duff, so why contribute?

Lifestyle choice, innit.

 

[Brian Fantana]

We've had a standard Friday afternoon 'team improvement' session, which involves a 'business coach' coming in and preaching to us on various boring topics.

He's genuinely just come out with the following line, to summarise his talk:

"You don't have to be ill to get better."

BELLEND.

 

[pasty]

New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been #skintfortheweekend

 

[Brian Fantana]

New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been #skintfortheweekend

Oh wow.

That is INEXCUSABLE bell-cheesery.

 

[Brightonia]

New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been #skintfortheweekend

I'd be ****ing fuming!!!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

New complete and utter BELL CHEESE identified in the office. He will be the one in payroll that appears to have forgotten it is a Bank Holiday this weekend and none of us have been paid today instead of Monday like we should have been #skintfortheweekend

Your company use HSBC? Big problems there today.

 

[pasty]

Oh wow.

That is INEXCUSABLE bell-cheesery.

There's about 250 employees expecting a months salary to have been paid in today. Naturally he is hiding under the "there is a problem with the banks clearing system" excuse, but I don't believe him.

 

[pasty]

Your company use HSBC? Big problems there today.

Hm, didn't know about that. I may have to retract the bell cheese accusation.

Sounds like quite a major problem

HSBC Problem

Edit: email received from HR - yes my company does use HSBC. Bugger

 

[Hampster Gull]

There's about 250 employees expecting a months salary to have been paid in today. Naturally he is hiding under the "there is a problem with the banks clearing system" excuse, but I don't believe him.

Hmz. Could be true

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

More bellcheesery from the Mid Pacific this week.

Gleaned from two meetings I attended between drive-by hurricanes, I bring you "protocol" (procedures), "collateral" (ie. report/bumph ffs), and "architecting" (design).

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Crisps update.

Wednesday. Finishing of a family bag of kettle chips when I arrived at 9am. And a standard pack of Real crisps for elenveses.
Yesterday. A family bag of Doritos, from open to empty in NINE minutes. Amazing.

 

[8ace]

Did a whole bag of Penn State Pretzels yesterday afternoon in the office, thirsty work.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Crisps update.

Wednesday. Finishing of a family bag of kettle chips when I arrived at 9am. And a standard pack of Real crisps for elenveses.
Yesterday. A family bag of Doritos, from open to empty in NINE minutes. Amazing.

That's quite impressive in a obese kind of way. How big is this person?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

That's quite impressive in a obese kind of way. How big is this person?

Incredibly, she's not particularly FAT.

Massively annoying.

 

[Badger]

It's good to see this thread is still going strong, I'm almost sad not to have anything to contribute to it now*

Special mention for [MENTION=5238]Brian Fantana[/MENTION] , the fridge story made me CHUCKLE out loud.






*I'm not, I'm DELIGHTED not to have to deal with YAPPY dogs.

 

[BlockDpete]

Crisps update.

Wednesday. Finishing of a family bag of kettle chips when I arrived at 9am. And a standard pack of Real crisps for elenveses.
Yesterday. A family bag of Doritos, from open to empty in NINE minutes. Amazing.

I expect your office rodent population appreciates thethe crumbs.

I've noticed those little boxes of RAT poison in our office, which is up two flights of stairs.

 

[Brian Fantana]

It's good to see this thread is still going strong, I'm almost sad not to have anything to contribute to it now*

Special mention for [MENTION=5238]Brian Fantana[/MENTION] , the fridge story made me CHUCKLE out loud.






*I'm not, I'm DELIGHTED not to have to deal with YAPPY dogs.

Good to see you back, Badger.

Enjoy the halcyon days of not having to slink back to this thread with tales of woe.

Thankfully, it's been quiet here for the past few weeks for me.

 

[dazzer6666]

I expect your office rodent population appreciates thethe crumbs.

I've noticed those little boxes of RAT poison in our office, which is up two flights of stairs.

I caught a mouse in our office once - 5th floor (Victoria Plaza in London). Trapped it in a corner under a colleagues desk. She was stood on said desk, screaming. Marvellous scenes.

 

[Cian]

Based on the unified cooing noises from down the hallway, one of the two recently pregnant women has brought her spawn in.

I'm on the train today so I'm seriously considering retiring to the pub behind the office for a few swift whiskeys to get me through this.