Bell Cheeses at work

[WhingForPresident]

So - what animal were/are you?? Can't leave it like that!

Sorry to leave you all in suspense. I am on the train to our 'away day' (in my office) as we speak so thought it was a good time to do this.

I am a mild panther with significant owl qualities.

Really brimming with excitement and enthusiasm for this today, particularly the group tasks.

 

[schmunk]

I am a mild panther with significant owl qualities.

"I am Roy Hodgson".

 

[um bongo molongo]

Sorry to leave you all in suspense. I am on the train to our 'away day' (in my office) as we speak so thought it was a good time to do this.

I am a mild panther with significant owl qualities.

Really brimming with excitement and enthusiasm for this today, particularly the group tasks.

Oh good lord. I thought I’d done all of the possible variations of these types of things but this one sounds like a new low! Whilst feeling your pain, I also have the popcorn out for updates from your day!

 

[A1X]

Sorry to leave you all in suspense. I am on the train to our 'away day' (in my office) as we speak so thought it was a good time to do this.

I am a mild panther with significant owl qualities.

Really brimming with excitement and enthusiasm for this today, particularly the group tasks.

Can you at least turn your head round 360 degrees?

 

[dazzer6666]

Sorry to leave you all in suspense. I am on the train to our 'away day' (in my office) as we speak so thought it was a good time to do this.

I am a mild panther with significant owl qualities.

Really brimming with excitement and enthusiasm for this today, particularly the group tasks.

Tell them you're nocturnal and can't possibly attend in that case

 

[BrightonCottager]

I am a mild panther with significant owl qualities.

I read this first on the last page of thsithread and assumed you were quoting Bob Mortimer's Man on The Train!

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Went to change a pair of basin taps today, 5 minutes before I arrived they decided to paint the vanity unit, inside and out!

Sent from my SM-A326B using Tapatalk

 

[sydney]

today i went to hand a job over to Lorelle.... she spat the dummy because her mirror was 5mm shorter than specified , she didn't complain yesterday when they installed it but waited until this afternoon at 3.30 when i went there, to demand it be removed and a new one supplied , of course now it will have to be broken to be removed and can't be sold as a 2nd , 600 dollars down the shitter ....what an absolute **** of a woman , i hope her next shit is a hedgehog....!!

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

today i went to hand a job over to Lorelle.... she spat the dummy because her mirror was 5mm shorter than specified , she didn't complain yesterday when they installed it but waited until this afternoon at 3.30 when i went there, to demand it be removed and a new one supplied , of course now it will have to be broken to be removed and can't be sold as a 2nd , 600 dollars down the shitter ....what an absolute **** of a woman , i hope her next shit is a hedgehog....!!

Is most of the story missing or am I not seeing something obvious?

 

[schmunk]

today i went to hand a job over to Lorelle.... she spat the dummy because her mirror was 5mm shorter than specified , she didn't complain yesterday when they installed it but waited until this afternoon at 3.30 when i went there, to demand it be removed and a new one supplied , of course now it will have to be broken to be removed and can't be sold as a 2nd , 600 dollars down the shitter ....what an absolute **** of a woman , i hope her next shit is a hedgehog....!!

PARKLIFE!

 

[timbha]

today i went to hand a job over to Lorelle.... she spat the dummy because her mirror was 5mm shorter than specified , she didn't complain yesterday when they installed it but waited until this afternoon at 3.30 when i went there, to demand it be removed and a new one supplied , of course now it will have to be broken to be removed and can't be sold as a 2nd , 600 dollars down the shitter ....what an absolute **** of a woman , i hope her next shit is a hedgehog....!!

All I can say is thanks for giving this thread a bump

 

[sydney]

All I can say is thanks for giving this thread a bump

my pleasure.

 

[sydney]

Is most of the story missing or am I not seeing something obvious?

ill ask her to pose for a picture tomorrow......you may get it then.

 

[Insel affe]

Just had a phone call from a site manager of a very well known house builder.
“Your fitters have just finished plot blah, there’s a stain on it, replace it asap this is unacceptable, fitting stained carpets, I want it replaced by close of play tomorrow”
He slams the phone down….
Luckily the fitter thought this might happen as he was fitting other areas he noticed someone come in with ladders, and was gone within five minutes, so he went to investigate.

I just forwarded this to the site manager and area manager, with an estimate to replace it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The girl sat on the adjacent desk, has just polished off a snack. The position of our respective monitors means I can't tell for sure what it was, but I can only assume from the crunching noises, that it was a bag of gravel.

 

[Easy 10]

The girl sat on the adjacent desk, has just polished off a snack. The position of our respective monitors means I can't tell for sure what it was, but I can only assume from the crunching noises, that it was a bag of gravel.

I do have some sympathy, as outside of a bag of Skips, its largely impossible to eat a bag of crisps without there being some acoustic disturbance.

I ate a bag of roast beef Hula Hoops in the office yesterday, and in my head, it sounded like Concorde crashing into a saucepan factory. Despite diligently scoffing with my mouth closed, I still probably sounded like a dinosaur eating a tree. Fortunately I'm of an age now where I don't really care.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I do have some sympathy, as outside of a bag of Skips, its largely impossible to eat a bag of crisps without there being some acoustic disturbance.

I ate a bag of roast beef Hula Hoops in the office yesterday, and in my head, it sounded like Concorde crashing into a saucepan factory. Despite diligently scoffing with my mouth closed, I still probably sounded like a dinosaur eating a tree. Fortunately I'm of an age now where I don't really care.

I mean, the simple answer to this, is to not eat any bag of crisps at your desk.

I can assure you though, these were way beyond a bag of doritos. These were serious. Something like pork scratchings. But crunchier.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

The girl sat on the adjacent desk, has just polished off a snack. The position of our respective monitors means I can't tell for sure what it was, but I can only assume from the crunching noises, that it was a bag of gravel.

What would this thread be without CRISPS?

 

[schmunk]

What would this thread be without CRISPS?

Quieter...?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What would this thread be without CRISPS?

CRSIPS, after three years of doing basically nothing, other than eat and play with her phone, has had to rather step up these last couple of months - as NOISE MACHINE (who despite all the singing and humming and tapping and pen-clicking, was actually really quite efficient) left the company. She's cut down on the crisps actually, and now favours about three YOGHURTS a day. Amazing how much noise you can make with a yoghurt pot, if you are sufficiently committed to being an irritant.

The girl eating the GRAVEL was an attempt at replacing Noise - but its not worked out for her, and she finishes on Friday. I should make clear that she's leaving because of family health issues, rather than because the easily-irritated chap on the adjacent desk tuts, rolls his eyes and puts his headphones on, every time she reaches for her snack drawer...