Blimey! There's a fair few of us then! Reckon we've got the makings of a company in here!
As part of an internal restructure, we've recently had a different team of c10 people move onto our open plan floor of c120. There is one bloke who seems confused how a phone works, to the detriment of the entire office.
He has spent LITERALLY ALL morning PACING lengths of the office, borderline SHOUTING into the handsfree earphones bit that he has connected to the phone because he can't be ARSED to hold it to his ear. He doesn't even need his hands to be free - he's not writing notes or driving. He's just holding his phone in front of him, which the earphones are connected to. We have soundproofed meeting rooms for this SHIT. You have a desk if you HAVE to take the call on your mobile. WHY, IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, he feels the need to broadcast his confidential call to the ENTIRE office, is utterly beyond me.
Fortunately I've had a promotion recently and I'm starting on a new floor on Monday so I only have a few hours left to endure. Plus I've had some beers bought for me as a leaving gift, so if it continues I might have to CRACK one open.
As part of an internal restructure, we've recently had a different team of c10 people move onto our open plan floor of c120. There is one bloke who seems confused how a phone works, to the detriment of the entire office.
He has spent LITERALLY ALL morning PACING lengths of the office, borderline SHOUTING into the handsfree earphones bit that he has connected to the phone because he can't be ARSED to hold it to his ear. He doesn't even need his hands to be free - he's not writing notes or driving. He's just holding his phone in front of him, which the earphones are connected to. We have soundproofed meeting rooms for this SHIT. You have a desk if you HAVE to take the call on your mobile. WHY, IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, he feels the need to broadcast his confidential call to the ENTIRE office, is utterly beyond me.
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There is someone doing just that right now were I work, and he is quite near. Strolling around yacking into his phone.
Every so on he walks over to the window, then down a corridor , then back again, then does the whole circuit again.
Can't see the problem with just sitting down to take a call....
They want as many people as possible to hear how vitally important their telephone conversation is. You are meant to be swooning in admiration at how integral they are to the future of the business. You are lucky to have this obvious born winner as a colleague.
Ive always thought this is also why people sit on their phones on trains shouting louder than they normally would. To show people they are important. its like a chain effect on comuter trains once one person starts another does all vying for the title of most important person on the train.
Other than the noisy eater who I think I mentioned earlier in this thread and who has now left, there are no real annoying personalities on my floor. However, it has been so quiet in the office today I am about to start talking to myself it's that or ram my head through my monitor. Someone make idle conversation PLEASE.
This is not the thread you are looking for.
I'm sat under my own little column of light, every other one in the office has turned off due to lack of motion.Other than the noisy eater who I think I mentioned earlier in this thread and who has now left, there are no real annoying personalities on my floor. However, it has been so quiet in the office today I am about to start talking to myself it's that or ram my head through my monitor. Someone make idle conversation PLEASE.
Which thread do I require?
Ive always thought this is also why people sit on their phones on trains shouting louder than they normally would. To show people they are important. its like a chain effect on comuter trains once one person starts another does all vying for the title of most important person on the train.
I'll give it a week before you're back on this thread.