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Bodian

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May 3, 2012
14,161
Cumbria
The company were holding interviews for a new office girl. The first candidate was asked "Can you perform under pressure?"

She replied "I don't know. But I can do a bloody good Bohemian Rhapsody"

I would offer her the job on the spot - just the right sort of attitude for a cheery office environment!
 






Sirnormangall

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Sep 21, 2017
3,168
The company were holding interviews for a new office girl. The first candidate was asked "Can you perform under pressure?"

She replied "I don't know. But I can do a bloody good Bohemian Rhapsody"

I think you’ve posted on the wrong thread - should have been Joke du jour , surely?
 




Shuggie

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Sep 19, 2003
685
East Sussex coast
An inauspicious start to life back in the UK ...

Bank system made me re-register for some new privileges but wouldn’t let me keep my username (i.e. my name). So I chose ‘wankers’ in a fit of pique. Then I discovered I couldn’t change it. Then CFO wondered why he had a report saying “$2m transfer approved by wankers”. Ooops.
 


A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
20,492
Deepest, darkest Sussex
You can’t post this and sign off leaving us dangling. Have you said anything to the curry eater yet? Started a petition? Written to HR/People/Personnel/other?

What tune is the whistler whistling?

Update by end of Friday please.

Sorry for the delay. He's not been seen this week, the rumour is someone's "had a word" and he's gone off in a huff to Work From Home for the foreseeable.

As for the tune, it varies. "Desperado" by the Eagles was an interesting one, although Zippie-di-doo-dah gets an outing at least once an hour and doing my nut right now.
 


Lyndhurst 14

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Jan 16, 2008
5,239
A lot of my American colleagues (and some British ex pats I may add) have a very annoying habit of saying "I'm just going to jump on a call" or "can you jump on a call with..." when what they mean is they're going to make a phone call or join an existing telephone conversation. It really gets on my threepenny bits and I hope it hasn't crossed the Atlantic yet - or is it too late?
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,307
Living In a Box
A lot of my American colleagues (and some British ex pats I may add) have a very annoying habit of saying "I'm just going to jump on a call" or "can you jump on a call with..." when what they mean is they're going to make a phone call or join an existing telephone conversation. It really gets on my threepenny bits and I hope it hasn't crossed the Atlantic yet - or is it too late?

Way to late been around about 3 odd years in the UK and was fecking annoying but not in comparison to "reach out "
 




dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013
55,426
Burgess Hill
A lot of my American colleagues (and some British ex pats I may add) have a very annoying habit of saying "I'm just going to jump on a call" or "can you jump on a call with..." when what they mean is they're going to make a phone call or join an existing telephone conversation. It really gets on my threepenny bits and I hope it hasn't crossed the Atlantic yet - or is it too late?

Yes, yes it is sadly. Along with 'jump on a plane' whenever anything goes tits up overseas.
 






Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
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WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
27,701
I have just been invited to a 'Remotely held Hothouse'.

:shrug:

If you are a gardener, I would think it would be quite useful and informative. If not, get [MENTION=2019]jevs[/MENTION] [MENTION=259]Jack Straw[/MENTION] or [MENTION=11350]LamieRobertson[/MENTION] to go in your place :wink:
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
A new one on me but it was discussed on The James & Robins podcast.

Pre meeting meetings?

Everyone invited to the meeting gets together beforehand to talk through the meeting, in order to make the meeting quicker!
 






A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
20,492
Deepest, darkest Sussex
I've had an email invite today for a 'drains up' meeting tomorrow. More management babble to justify the salary.

Or the worst team building event in history
 




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