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Bell Cheeses at work
- Thread starter Iggle Piggle
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New business jargon words I have heard over the past week or so:
granular (I think in the context of detail, but I'm not sure)
sunset (getting rid of something "we're going to sunset the project/system")
decompose (again, I think something to do with detail, it's in the same context as 'deep dive')
granular (I think in the context of detail, but I'm not sure)
sunset (getting rid of something "we're going to sunset the project/system")
decompose (again, I think something to do with detail, it's in the same context as 'deep dive')
beorhthelm
A. Virgo, Football Genius
- Jul 21, 2003
- 36,025
decompose taken literally could mean its turning to shite.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Surely that would be digest?
I saw this advert the other day, and immediately thought of CM.
I think we all know which of the three office workers is the PRIME target.
Some of these may be uncomfortably close to what's on this thread.......
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/22/35-funny-notes-left-work-can-described-office-shenanigans/
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/22/35-funny-notes-left-work-can-described-office-shenanigans/
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
"Deep dive" is the most meaningless drivel phrase I have come across this year. Where do people get this crap from anyway?
America. Almost always.
Had a beauty today - I was told:
'We've developed an interim sharepoint database solution'
Me - 'It's a ****ing spreadsheet, isn't it'
'Er, yes'
*****rs
'Boil the ocean' has been around for years..................still bollox though
Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
This beauty appeared from our resident passive aggressive swamp donkey.
Shit poem.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Some casual sexism thrown in for good measure!
Indeed. I'd report her to HR [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]
Make a MASSIVE drama out of her disgusting, hurtful sexist comment. Go on.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Is it time men fought back? Red Pill?
Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
I suspect that is about to happen.
It is well known she is useless and this gives somebody an excuse to put her on her first warning.