Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
Sorry all - close but no cigar.
The correct answer is:
...A cut-glass whiskey tumbler. He brought it in with him.
Ooo, I was going to guess a wine glass - I can't quite work out which is worse!
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Bell Cheeses at work
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Ooo, I was going to guess a wine glass - I can't quite work out which is worse!
Hahaha Brilliant.
I think they assume wearing a fit bit means they will be losing weight what ever they eat.
There is a woman in our office who bangs on and on about her steps and why why she is not losing weight whilst doing the same thing.
"but I have met my step goal all week"
Theatre of Trees
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For those who have been pressganged into joining the office Secret Santa the link below may be useful.
http://www.moretvicar.com/collections/fartnum-and-mason?perPage=40&grid=4&sort=default&productType=2
http://www.moretvicar.com/collections/fartnum-and-mason?perPage=40&grid=4&sort=default&productType=2
pearl
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Secret Santa still goes on? Blimey
turienzo's lovechild
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any other NHS employees have an interesting day today following the 'replyallpocolypse'?
absolute carnage at work today....the conspiracy theorists were out in force...one person suggesting that it was ISIS
and suddenly everyone was an expert on 'viruses' and 'hackers'
yes, I mainly work with middle aged women
absolute carnage at work today....the conspiracy theorists were out in force...one person suggesting that it was ISIS
and suddenly everyone was an expert on 'viruses' and 'hackers'yes, I mainly work with middle aged women
Norman Potting
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This thread - a beacon of sanity and hope in a world going slightly bonkers!
I previously mentioned the guy in front of me who has this annoying little cough. Well, the GREAT news is he now has a cold, so the cough has been turned up to ELEVEN.
Then the guy behind me seems to have STEPPED UP his constant foot tapping campaign.
Urgh, Mondays.
Then the guy behind me seems to have STEPPED UP his constant foot tapping campaign.
Urgh, Mondays.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
The sad issue about this is fat people have every opportunity to back out of this project
St Leonards Seagull
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- Jul 10, 2012
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any other NHS employees have an interesting day today following the 'replyallpocolypse'?
absolute carnage at work today....the conspiracy theorists were out in force...one person suggesting that it was ISIS
yes, I mainly work with middle aged women
Yeah I've had this today, it's surprising how many people are still replying.
turienzo's lovechild
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i think most of the replies pretty much happened all at once which completely ****ed everything up....I think the emails coming through now are mostly from this morning
Cian
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It has been suggested in my office. If it goes ahead, whoever I get is getting the cheapest strongest cider possible after I found out how dipso the lot of them were over Halloween.
B-right-on
Living the dream
Lad who works for me said a couple of days ago that he couldnt remember who the President of England was, I just looked at him to see if he was taking the pee, he said, "what, I couldn't remember so I googled it and its Theresa May". I said she was the PM and not the Pres, to whch he said 'same thing' - hummmm.
Then he said he also couldn't remember 'who' Brexit was and what he looked like and googled him but couldnt find out what he looked like. I cracked up and he said 'what??'. He just didnt get it. He then asked if it was the bloke with the comb over................
He's 29. Is there any hope
?
Then he said he also couldn't remember 'who' Brexit was and what he looked like and googled him but couldnt find out what he looked like. I cracked up and he said 'what??'. He just didnt get it. He then asked if it was the bloke with the comb over................
He's 29. Is there any hope
?
bn1&bn3 Albion
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Lad who works for me said a couple of days ago that he couldnt remember who the President of England was, I just looked at him to see if he was taking the pee, he said, "what, I couldn't remember so I googled it and its Theresa May". I said she was the PM and not the Pres, to whch he said 'same thing' - hummmm.
Then he said he also couldn't remember 'who' Brexit was and what he looked like and googled him but couldnt find out what he looked like. I cracked up and he said 'what??'. He just didnt get it. He then asked if it was the bloke with the comb over................
He's 29. Is there any hope
I can kind of understand the PM/President confusion but thinking "Brexit" was a person...
pearl
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with any luck you'll get yourself : 0 )
FatSuperman
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- Feb 25, 2016
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And [MENTION=24975]St Leonards Seagull[/MENTION]
I'm not an NHS employee, but I'm interested to learn, approximately what percentage of replies were people replying to all with the fateful line 'Please remove me from this email'?
Paul Reids Sock
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The Christmas music started at midday today. Two different teams on the same floor playing different songs
Multiple Bell Cheese Alert
Multiple Bell Cheese Alert
Paul Reids Sock
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Or the other old faithful, multiple people trying to look important
'Guys, can we please stop the reply to all and asking to be taken off the list? You can ignore the conversation by following these steps...'
pearl
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Oh God!!!! you must be so sick of Christmas by ....... Christmas ugh!
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
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Seriously, are you in the UK?