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Bantelope.
Adam and the Bants.
you need to spend some time in BANTANAMO BAY
Bantelope.
Adam and the Bants.
Something unfunny, but not necessarily abuse.
Are you on Twitter? You could change your name to Brian BANT-ana, to let everybody know in advance how funny & cutting edge you're going to be.
What does melt actually mean?
The fact this question was asked 3 pages ago and no one has replied amuses me. Presumably those that use it don't know It's meaning?
I remember hearing it 16 years ago at school and never understanding what it meant but cringing at how shit it sounded.
The fact It's still in use and by humans older than 15 is disturbing.
Eh? Have we really got to the point where we try to sub-categorise wit into distinct genres and some are allowed and others aren't? Really? If so can I make a request to ban all fish puns?
I HATE fish puns. Tedious, repetitive, shit...just shit. I hate them so much it makes me angry. People who make fish puns aren't funny, they're people who think they're funny but aren't. Give me offensive 'banter' over shit fish puns any day.
Eh? Have we really got to the point where we try to sub-categorise wit into distinct genres and some are allowed and others aren't? Really? If so can I make a request to ban all fish puns?
I HATE fish puns. Tedious, repetitive, shit...just shit. I hate them so much it makes me angry. People who make fish puns aren't funny, they're people who think they're funny but aren't. Give me offensive 'banter' over shit fish puns any day.
But if you really want a moral crusade then start on the fish puns. That's a real affront to humour.
Banter is part of British humour, hopefully it's not the next thing on the hit list of the "lets get offended by everything" brigade.
If you haven't got anyone that you're comfortable doing a bit of banter with then you probably haven't got any real friends, and you need to lighten up from your serious, bitter and stressful life before it sends you to an early grave. Sorry to break this to you all.
I'm annoyed by the excuse "it's only banter" - if it's genuine banter then everyone knows that already. Having to justify it means it isn't banter anymore.
The phrase that was used on here "The Archbishop of Banterbury" amused me.
I haven't really come across this updated use of the word banter.
People using the word 'brigade' for people who don't share their opinions should have a look at themselves though.