Ban Questions

[Nibble]

Dwayne, Dwayne as black as you may be
You have sweep Kylie Minogue’s chimney
To avenge your dead sister
You’ve been body building something rotton
Trying to get a shag off that slag Fearne Cotton.

A valiant effort, but a high standard has been set my friend.

 

[Bozza]

Bozza, Bozza, In Brizzle you may be,
You are the (gay) Lord of NSC,
If everyone is done,
And I may be so bold,
This belongs in NSC Gold.

 

[dwayne]

Err, no you haven't.

There isn't one on here you div.

MYSPACE DIV

your bird is "cute" - she's no stunner - sunshine.

Now jog on back to ya Worthing slum....

 

[Les Biehn]

Bozza, Bozza, In Brizzle you may be,
You are the (gay) Lord of NSC,
If everyone is done,
And I may be so bold,
This belongs in NSC Gold.

Not allowed gay innuendo, Lokki has spoken.

 

[dwayne]

Brilliant, lets hope this one kicks off an'all.

Oh by the way Dwayne I've seen a picture of you and meet Sam, theres not much in it although he is probably slightly better looking.

errrr no.

I'm pretty damn sexy these days. The ladies are loving the dwaynester.

*twists nipples*

 

[aftershavedave]

errrr no.

I'm pretty damn sexy these days. The ladies are loving the dwaynester.

*twists nipples*

you do make me laugh.

 

[Les Biehn]

+

= Dwayne. Is that sexy?

 

[dwayne]

+

= Dwayne. Is that sexy?

ok was funny the first time!!

but in reality I dont look like that!!!!!!

 

[Nibble]

OOOH YES!

 

[Les Biehn]

ok was funny the first time!!

but in reality I dont look like that!!!!!!

But you see Dwayne, you do. Thats why I have posted it again.

 

[Les Biehn]

FACT- Ginges have small knobs

Dwayne or Cheser care to comment on this?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

ok was funny the first time!!

but in reality I dont look like that!!!!!!

True. But a bit more working out and you'll be as buff as gollum.

 

[Simster]

He's right dwayne, you do. Only a bit plumper and squatter.

 

[aftershavedave]

He's right dwayne, you do. Only a bit plumper and squatter.

in plain english you mean fatter and shorter don't you dimster

 

[Simster]

in plain english you mean fatter and shorter don't you dimster

Correct GAYvid.

 

[dwayne]

Correct GAYvid.

yes 4 years ago when u last saw me, maybe, Dimmo xx

look at that BUFF body now

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dwayne, Dwayne, you really are a mong
You've sat at your PC far too long
Leave your imaginary world
And you might just find a girl
Who doesn't turn out to have a dong.

 

[dwayne]

Dwayne, Dwayne, you really are a mong
You've sat at your PC far too long
Leave your imaginary world
And you might just find a girl
Who doesn't turn out to have a dong.

well the first 2 lines rhymed

x

 

[Nibble]

yes 4 years ago when u last saw me, maybe, Dimmo xx

look at that BUFF body now

It is not very becoming to refer to yourself as Buff at every opportunity. that is not an insult, just advice.

 

[Woodchip]

Defo agree with the NSC Glod comment from the guv'nor. Especially now dwayne and the avatar of his boyfriends body has appeared to try to act all funk and that.