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[Chesney Christ]

Brilliant, lets hope this one kicks off an'all.

Oh by the way Dwayne I've seen a picture of you and meet Sam, theres not much in it although he is probably slightly better looking.

We're both ugly f*ckers.

 

[Simster]

Yes. Are you homophobic?

Shit poem, not even a mention of Frank. 1/10 could do better

 

[Chesney Christ]

1) I'm a lot better looking than you bitch and I have a lot more going for me and am not wasting my life in Worthing.

Christ.

 

[Les Biehn]

We're both ugly f*ckers.

Don't be so hard on yourself. True, but still.

I on the other hand am a gorgeous oil painting.

 

[Les Biehn]

Shit poem, not even a mention of Frank. 1/10 could do better

Are you a homophobe
who secretly want to give Frank a probe?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Don't be so hard on yourself. True, but still.

I on the other hand am a gorgeous oil painting.

I do remember you being a bit of a hunk. And a bit camp.

 

[Lokki 7]

Les Les as dull as you may be
With 20 posts a day on NSC
Your sexual inuendo
And your preaching ways
I couldn't give a toss if you sleep with gays

 

[Les Biehn]

And your preaching ways

Oh the irony, the irony.

 

[Les Biehn]

I do remember you being a bit of a hunk. And a bit camp.

A bit?

 

[Lokki 7]

Oh the irony, the irony.

Good comeback. I like the way you've rhymed irony with irony.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Dwayne Dwayne whoever you may be
We all know your life is a fantasy
You act the big shot
big stuff in the city
when you're an IT drone with HSBC

 

[Les Biehn]

Could comeback. I like the way you've rhymed irony with irony.

Thank you. I like you Lokki, you're one of those people who is totally unaware of what they're like so often accuses others of traits you have. Makes for entertaining reading.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Dwayne Dwayne whoever you may be
We all know your life is a fantasy
You act the big shot
big stuff in the city
when you're an IT drone with HSBC

No mention of his dead black sister?

 

[aftershavedave]

Thank you. I like you Lokki, you're one of those people who is totally unaware of what they're like so often accuses others of traits you have. Makes for entertaining reading.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

this thread is like a multiple tag wrestling match. There's something for everyone!

 

[Les Biehn]

Wonder if Frank f***ed Dwayne's sister?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Wonder if Frank f***ed Dwayne's sister?

To death?

*nb for anyone fairly new to NSC. Dwayne doesn't really have a dead sister. It was a lie he made up on here a few years back. So I'm not being an @rsehole.

 

[Chesney Christ]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

this thread is like a multiple tag wrestling match. There's something for everyone!

Its Royal f*cking Rumble more like....

 

[Lush]

Has dwayne ever made League Title Winning Captain Paul Rogers look decidedly AVERAGE in midfield in a charity football match though?

 

[Bozza]

Its Royal f*cking Rumble more like....

Who's f***ing fatboy ? (NSC user fatboy has the real surname Rumble. I'm saying this as it now appears to be the done thing to explain what one is talking about.)

 

[Simster]

Scores on the doors:

Total Posts: 259
User Posts
Les Biehn 39
Simster 26
Questions 25
bhaexpress 21
Chesney Christ 17
Nibble 12
hans kraay fan club 12
Lokki 7 11
Kylies Stunt Arse 9
Woodchip 9
Dave the Gaffer 9
afters 9
Dick Knights Mumm 7
ChapmansThe Saviour 7
dwayne 6
Man of Harveys 6
Bevendean Hillbilly 4
ben andrews' girlfriend 4
rool 4
Lush 3
Hannibal smith 3
Buzzer 2
samparish 2
Garry Nelson's Left Foot 2
Bozza 3
hampden park 2
Tony Meolas Loan Spell 1
junior 1
Icy Gull 1
dougdeep 1
sten_super 1


Les, for 39 posts you've provided absolutely shit value on this thread. Carry on.