Ban Questions

[Chesney Christ]

Has dwayne ever made League Title Winning Captain Paul Rogers look decidedly AVERAGE in midfield in a charity football match though?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer

 

[aftershavedave]

Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Scores on the doors:

Les, for 39 posts you've provided absolutely shit value on this thread. Carry on.

To be fair - he did start the thread. So make that 38.

 

[Simster]

Ooh ooh my turn..

FRANK, FRANK as mad as you may be,
You've made us laugh with your lunacy.
You've f***ed all our mothers,
And you've paid for your bride,
Were you sexually abused when you were inside?

POST OF THE DAY.



No wait:

Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer

 

[Les Biehn]

Scores on the doors:

Total Posts: 259
User Posts
Les Biehn 39
Simster 26
Questions 25
bhaexpress 21
Chesney Christ 17
Nibble 12
hans kraay fan club 12
Lokki 7 11
Kylies Stunt Arse 9
Woodchip 9
Dave the Gaffer 9
afters 9
Dick Knights Mumm 7
ChapmansThe Saviour 7
dwayne 6
Man of Harveys 6
Bevendean Hillbilly 4
ben andrews' girlfriend 4
rool 4
Lush 3
Hannibal smith 3
Buzzer 2
samparish 2
Garry Nelson's Left Foot 2
Bozza 3
hampden park 2
Tony Meolas Loan Spell 1
junior 1
Icy Gull 1
dougdeep 1
sten_super 1


Les, for 39 posts you've provided absolutely shit value on this thread. Carry on.

I like to think of myself as more of a host for tonights entertainment. The point being I let the rest of shine having kicked things off and holding it all together.

 

[Lokki 7]

I like to think of myself as more of a host for tonights entertainment. The point being I let the rest of shine having kicked things off and holding it all together.

Or in English. DULL.

 

[Les Biehn]

Or in English. DULL.

May be dull but I have clearly got to you Lokki (or as I like to call you, Mr Entertainment). You can't stop trying to have a dig at me.

 

[1983]

Frank- "....and this one is me and the missus sightseeing"

 

[Lokki 7]

May be dull but I have clearly got to you Lokki (or as I like to call you, Mr Entertainment). You can't stop trying to have a dig at me.

Yes Les. I lie awake at night, tossing and turning in turmoil. I can't eat. I can't concentrate. My whole existance is frought with agony, struggling to answer the eternal question. How can Les Biehn post so often when he has absolutely nothing of value to say on anything EVER?
Still at least you can cheer as all up with some inuendo about bumming. Even after 2 years I never tire of that.

 

[Nibble]

I think everyone has done very well on this thread. Everyone, give yourselves a nosh.

 

[Les Biehn]

Yes Les. I lie awake at night, tossing and turning in turmoil. I can't eat. I can't concentrate. My whole existance is frought with agony, struggling to answer the eternal question. How can Les Biehn post so often when he has absolutely nothing of value to say on anything EVER?
Still at least you can cheer as all up with some inuendo about bumming. Even after 2 years I never tire of that.

And I'm dull.

 

[Nibble]

Yes Les. I lie awake at night, tossing and turning in turmoil. I can't eat. I can't concentrate. My whole existance is frought with agony, struggling to answer the eternal question. How can Les Biehn post so often when he has absolutely nothing of value to say on anything EVER?
Still at least you can cheer as all up with some inuendo about bumming. Even after 2 years I never tire of that.

I think if you look Les does post useful, constuctive comments on threads that require it. There is a place for everyone on this board surely?

 

[Icy Gull]

I have nothing of any consequence to add to this thread apart from the fact that it is bloody entertaining and has more twists than a corkscrew, keep it going chaps

:interested bystander:

 

[Woodchip]

And I'm dull.

21months of dull-dom. Hmm, wonder if I can copyright that word.

21 months of dull-dom(c).

Apparently I can.

 

[Simster]

21months of dull-dom. Hmm, wonder if I can copyright that word.

21 months of dull-dom(c).

Apparently I can.

Alternatively you could just use the word "tedium" which already exists. Like everybody else does.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

or even dullness. That would work.

 

[Woodchip]

Alternatively you could just use the word "tedium" which already exists. Like everybody else does.

I could do, but dulldom(c) (now for more streamlined use without the hyphen) sound so much more fun.

Alternatively I could have typed "Pipe down Dimster"

 

[Nibble]

Where is Questions today - The hungry little fool?

 

[Hannibal smith]

No mention of his dead black sister?

Dwayne, Dwayne as black as you may be
You have sweep Kylie Minogue’s chimney
To avenge your dead sister
You’ve been body building something rotton
Trying to get a shag off that slag Fearne Cotton.