[Albion] Astrid, u ok hun x

[Iggle Piggle]

There's a definite case of "Jimmy hill" about the Chelsea pie mans story. DMing a girl old enough to be your daughter who gets her bargain bucket out on the interweb for muggy Dosh really isn't going to end well. I have as much sympathy for him as I have respect for her.

He needs to get down Interflora for the wife and discover incognito browsing and pornhub.

 

[Algernon]

Saw some other Tweets about this guy, claiming that she s***ed him off for the ticket.

The fact that his flies are undone was... unfortunate.

I think I remember a TV presenter a while back meaning to say "cup soccer" but "co*k sucker" unfortunately came out instead.
Just a slip of the tongue. Maybe Astrid made the same mistake.

 

[Mr Bridger]

She's seen more Japs Eyes than a Tokyo optician

 

[Sheebo]

There's a definite case of "Jimmy hill" about the Chelsea pie mans story. DMing a girl old enough to be your daughter who gets her bargain bucket out on the interweb for muggy Dosh really isn't going to end well. I have as much sympathy for him as I have respect for her.

He needs to get down Interflora for the wife and discover incognito browsing and pornhub.

True to a degree (a message to anyone is just a message though) but if he’s actually given her a ticket she’d have said a thousand times (she didn’t care about screenshotting a message) wouldn’t she. She’s lied for likes - vile specimen.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

True to a degree (a message to anyone is just a message though) but if he’s actually given her a ticket she’d have said a thousand times (she didn’t care about screenshotting a message) wouldn’t she. She’s lied for likes - vile specimen.

I'd agree that she's been liberal with the truth as well - if she said it was a nice day, I'd probably put my coat and hood straight on - but older blokes DMing young girls are normally one step away from sending a pic with the old man hanging out. At best it's a bit naïve.

The closest I've come to flirting on twitter is comparing symptoms of my bad back with someone.

 

[NorthstandRacoon]

A twat or not, I probably would suck her farts.

 

[AZ Gull]

...

The closest I've come to flirting on twitter is comparing symptoms of my bad back with someone.

Can't you just leave Mitoma alone to get on with his rehabilitation?

 

[SeagullinExile]

She's seen more Japs Eyes than a Tokyo optician

Yup. And she often wakes up looking like a plasterers radio....allegedly.

 

[Algernon]

I think I remember a TV presenter a while back meaning to say "cup soccer" but "co*k sucker" unfortunately came out instead.
Just a slip of the tongue. Maybe Astrid made the same mistake.

It was none other than Dickie Davis.

 

[Baldseagull]

Chelsea twat shafts Chelsea twat, don't know which one did the shafting, and I can't say I care that much.

 

[Bry Nylon]

“Here’s that ticket, Treacle. Appreciate it if we could keep it just between us, yeah?”

2 days later…13.9 million views

Anyway, regardless of the rights or wrongs of this whole sorry saga, you can’t help but feel that the party to emerge from it with the greatest reputational damage is probably Autoglass.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

True to a degree (a message to anyone is just a message though) but if he’s actually given her a ticket she’d have said a thousand times (she didn’t care about screenshotting a message) wouldn’t she. She’s lied for likes - vile specimen.

She’d already lied about her original match ticket being a fake and that she’d been scammed. Which was what led to the alleged offer of a ticket etc.

There is a video of this ticket supposedly not working (I won’t share it as she can f*** off getting more views) but it appears she isn’t scanning the ticket correctly and has been called out in the comments for that too.

Most self respecting clubs would probably find a way to ban her from filming in the ground etc, but poetically her and Chelsea football club are welcome to each other and long may this absolute car crash continue while the rest of the world laughs at the pair of them.

 

[bhafc99]

Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue WTF this is all about, or what people are all kicking off over?

No?

Just me?

Ok...

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue WTF this is all about, or what people are all kicking off over?

No?

Just me?

Ok...

Maybe you need to read the story then?

 

[bhafc99]

Maybe you need to read the story then?

OK. Done my best. Here goes. Some bloke may or may have not given her a ticket. She may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. Everyone is laughing at him because he may or may have not given her a ticket, and his flies aren't completely done up. And everyone is angry with her because she may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. The end. Or not, because according to social media, this is massive.

 

[redoubtable seagull]

OK. Done my best. Here goes. Some bloke may or may have not given her a ticket. She may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. Everyone is laughing at him because he may or may have not given her a ticket, and his flies aren't completely done up. And everyone is angry with her because she may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. The end. Or not, because according to social media, this is massive.

See, it wasn’t that difficult was it?
And that’s a couple of minutes of your life you’ll not get back… result.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

See, it wasn’t that difficult was it?
And that’s a couple of minutes of your life you’ll not get back… result.

It does seem about par for what I expect on the Astrid thread.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

OK. Done my best. Here goes. Some bloke may or may have not given her a ticket. She may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. Everyone is laughing at him because he may or may have not given her a ticket, and his flies aren't completely done up. And everyone is angry with her because she may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. The end. Or not, because according to social media, this is massive.

I didn't suggest you may find it worthy, interesting or relevant.

 

[Eric the meek]

OK. Done my best. Here goes. Some bloke may or may have not given her a ticket. She may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. Everyone is laughing at him because he may or may have not given her a ticket, and his flies aren't completely done up. And everyone is angry with her because she may or may not have lied about how or why he gave her a ticket. The end. Or not, because according to social media, this is massive.

Why are you doing this to yourself? It's an Astrid thread. It's full of conjecture and bodily fluids. If it upsets you, don't read it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Maybe she’s just been through a major relationship break-up? So the poor girl has nothing else to do all day except sit at home and contemplate her huge love split.

(somewhere up in heaven Barry Cryer just gave a thumbs up)