[Albion] Astrid, u ok hun x

[Bodian]

Loser.

 

[BNthree]

Why is she pretending to cry?

 

[Hugo Rune]

Why is she pretending to cry?

She needs specialist help and support.

 

[HeaviestTed]

If everyone stopped sharing her nonsense it would stop

 

[Eric the meek]

If everyone stopped sharing her nonsense it would stop

Not going to happen.

She is seeking attention. She would just find another way to do it and monetise it.

I'm not saying she doesn't have issues.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Not going to happen.

She is seeking attention. She would just find another way to do it and monetise it.

100% this. I suspect she isn’t half as stupid or dysfunctional as people like to believe she is.

Admittedly, her business model isn’t for everyone, and probably not what her parents envisaged for her when they enrolled her in public school; but in 3 years she’s amassed a net worth of about £1.5m apparently.

If anyone is going to have the last laugh then I suspect it will be Astrid Wett.

 

[Cotton Socks]

If everyone stopped sharing her nonsense it would stop

I was thinking of doing something similar for the FAC Wolves game! Flag, hotpants, cropped top, foil cup and tears of joy when we win! I'm sure I'd get loads of shares that might earn me 50p. I have the self awareness to realise it would be shared due to people being horrified! She seems to lack that self awareness but I might be wrong.
Anyway I must dash, I have to book up a hairdresser, nails, eyebrow and lashes people and find something called a 'Gym'.

 

[Weststander]

100% this. I suspect she isn’t half as stupid or dysfunctional as people like to believe she is.

Admittedly, her business model isn’t for everyone, and probably not what her parents envisaged for her when they enrolled her in public school; but in 3 years she’s amassed a net worth of about £1.5m apparently.

If anyone is going to have the last laugh then I suspect it will be Astrid Wett.

The world’s oldest profession pays

 

[Bry Nylon]

If everyone stopped sharing her nonsense it would stop

She has well over a million followers on TikTok sharing her content daily, so that noise you can hear is a stable door, swinging freely in the breeze.

 

[LamieRobertson]

She has well over a million followers on TikTok sharing her content daily, so that noise you can hear is a stable door, swinging freely in the breeze.

…..and responsible for a fair bit of RSI

 

[HangletonGull]

What the actual f

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

She’s not done bad in life despite her Pompey upbringing.

She’s essentially monetised being a ****

 

[Springal]

She’s not done bad in life despite her Pompey upbringing.

She’s essentially monetised being a ****

Funded by desperate blokes

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Funded by desperate blokes

Who you calling desperate......

Errr, I'll get my coat

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Bizarre. The closest link to Africa she has is the amount of Lynx her young followers wear.

 

[Guinness Boy]

swinging freely in the breeze.

Much like her tits.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Funded by desperate blokes

Given she is an ex-boxer, her face is in remarkably good condition.

 

[Stat Brother]

Given she is an ex-boxer, her face is in remarkably good condition.

Good moisturiser?

 

[Questions]

Good moisturiser?

Yes, I bet she’s had plenty of cream on her face.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Yes, I bet she’s had plenty of cream on her face.

On that subject, if she has ambitions on becoming a WAG, there is only really one realistic option out there:



I hope she moves to Holland to achieve her dream.