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The Grockle

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On that subject, if she has ambitions on becoming a WAG, there is only really one realistic option out there:



I hope she moves to Holland to achieve her dream.

Always racing into the oppositions box
 


Sheebo

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More likely that was the only way he was getting those jeans on, salad gone out of fashion in west London
 


Sheebo

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Saw some other Tweets about this guy, claiming that she s***ed him off for the ticket.

The fact that his flies are undone was... unfortunate.
If you look he did message her saying he’d keep an ear out for a ticket. She posted the screen grabs but refused to acknowledge she’d lied about him giving her a ticket. The most attention seeking liar I think I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing on social media.
 






deletebeepbeepbeep

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If you look he did message her saying he’d keep an ear out for a ticket. She posted the screen grabs but refused to acknowledge she’d lied about him giving her a ticket. The most attention seeking liar I think I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing on social media.
Why is he in trouble? Because of ticket sharing? ( I don't have X).
 






Guinness Boy

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If you look he did message her saying he’d keep an ear out for a ticket. She posted the screen grabs but refused to acknowledge she’d lied about him giving her a ticket. The most attention seeking liar I think I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing on social media.
You should get round to checking out Donald Trump :wink:

Seriously, though, she had her camera fella next to her the whole time. Was doing short reaction videos in the ground, the f***ing womble.
 


Sheebo

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Why is he in trouble? Because of ticket sharing? ( I don't have X).
He’s not really - just got trolled cos his fly was open & she completely made up he gave her his sons ticket!
 


Hugo Rune

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What an absolute freak.


I’ll have a guess at the facts involved in this post.

1. Chelsea man ‘gave’ NOT sold his son’s ticket to Wett in exchange for something that involved the loosening of his flies.

2. Wett did not tell Chelsea man that she’d put the photo up all over her socials.

3. Chelsea man’s wife sees post.

4. Chelsea FC see post about a non-transferable ticket being transferred.

5. Chelsea man shit’s himself and asks his Chelsea mates to help.

6. Chelsea man’s wife does not put out for the rest of the year.

7. Chelsea man faces a ban or fine from the club for breaking ticketing rules.
 






Guinness Boy

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I’ll have a guess at the facts involved in this post.

1. Chelsea man ‘gave’ NOT sold his son’s ticket to Wett in exchange for something that involved the loosening of his flies.

2. Wett did not tell Chelsea man that she’d put the photo up all over her socials.

3. Chelsea man’s wife sees post.

4. Chelsea FC see post about a non-transferable ticket being transferred.

5. Chelsea man shit’s himself and asks his Chelsea mates to help.

6. Chelsea man’s wife does not put out for the rest of the year.

7. Chelsea man faces a ban or fine from the club for breaking ticketing rules.
Not a bad thought tbh but it would have been TWO tickets unless she sneaked her cameraman into Wembley in her cleavage.
 


Stat Brother

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I’ll have a guess at the facts involved in this post.

1. Chelsea man ‘gave’ NOT sold his son’s ticket to Wett in exchange for something that involved the loosening of his flies.

2. Wett did not tell Chelsea man that she’d put the photo up all over her socials.

3. Chelsea man’s wife sees post.

4. Chelsea FC see post about a non-transferable ticket being transferred.

5. Chelsea man shit’s himself and asks his Chelsea mates to help.

6. Chelsea man’s wife does not put out for the rest of the year.

7. Chelsea man faces a ban or fine from the club for breaking ticketing rules.
You're gonna have to explain to me how he's doing anything other than

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If an unpleasant fumble guarantees not seeing Chelsea for the reason of the season, I reckon I could cope.
 
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dazzer6666

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If you look he did message her saying he’d keep an ear out for a ticket. She posted the screen grabs but refused to acknowledge she’d lied about him giving her a ticket. The most attention seeking liar I think I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing on social media.
Mr Lion just posted ‘hold my beer’ :laugh:
 




Paulie Gualtieri

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I’ll have a guess at the facts involved in this post.

1. Chelsea man ‘gave’ NOT sold his son’s ticket to Wett in exchange for something that involved the loosening of his flies.

2. Wett did not tell Chelsea man that she’d put the photo up all over her socials.

3. Chelsea man’s wife sees post.

4. Chelsea FC see post about a non-transferable ticket being transferred.

5. Chelsea man shit’s himself and asks his Chelsea mates to help.

6. Chelsea man’s wife does not put out for the rest of the year.

7. Chelsea man faces a ban or fine from the club for breaking ticketing rules.
Or she lied about the whole thing

Actually had two tickets (one for her cameraman) and wanted to create extra attention suspense that she had got her comeuppance (she monetises this)

I suspect the unfortunate fans involvement was messaging her privately fishing for a fee, which she has now used against him

She’s a washed up scummy **** from Portsmouth but has some how n got away with it!
 


dazzer6666

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I’ll have a guess at the facts involved in this post.

1. Chelsea man ‘gave’ NOT sold his son’s ticket to Wett in exchange for something that involved the loosening of his flies.

2. Wett did not tell Chelsea man that she’d put the photo up all over her socials.

3. Chelsea man’s wife sees post.

4. Chelsea FC see post about a non-transferable ticket being transferred.

5. Chelsea man shit’s himself and asks his Chelsea mates to help.

6. Chelsea man’s wife does not put out for the rest of the year.

7. Chelsea man faces a ban or fine from the club for breaking ticketing rules.
8. Chelsea man finds he has developed some uncomfortable itching and sores in the last few days
 


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