Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

No matter which church hall one visits, why do they only ever have these tea cups? And why are they always green?

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They were the ones we did not want at our schools simple .

On another note marvelous that somebody has just thumbed down a post from 8 years ago .

 

[Uncle Buck]

You've got one bullet and an Estate Agent up on one wall and a solicitor up on the other. Who lives?

Simple ,the estate agent .Not wasting a good bullet on stupidity .

 

[Insel affe]

Dear Uncle Buck,

Something has been puzzling me for years and I wonder if you know the answer....

If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck,

Something has been puzzling me for years and I wonder if you know the answer....

If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely ?

Presumably you would become less, as you would deposit the waste.

 

[Insel affe]

Presumably you would become less, as you would deposit the waste.

What is the point of ask uncle buck when you come back with presumably....

fountain of knowledge my arse.....

 

[ali jenkins]

What would Rupert wear to the Cricket tomorrow night, given the undesirable weather on offer.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is the point of ask uncle buck when you come back with presumably....

fountain of knowledge my arse.....

Well if you ate yourself, your arse would be involved.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What would Rupert wear to the Cricket tomorrow night, given the undesirable weather on offer.

Red trousers, pale blue shirt, rain coat and boat shoes.

 

[mona]

What is the dress code for the Aberdeen trip?

 

[ali jenkins]

Red trousers, pale blue shirt, rain coat and boat shoes.

Raa raa raa

 

[Dandyman]

Which rare malt would you suggest for Saturday evening ?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Which rare malt would you suggest for Saturday evening ?

And having spunked all your cash on that will you be stocking up on Buckfast and Tennants Super for the way home?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Which rare malt would you suggest for Saturday evening ?

Gin.

 

[Uncle Buck]

And having spunked all your cash on that will you be stocking up on Buckfast and Tennants Super for the way home?

Easyjet get a bit funny about BYO.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Raa raa raa

What does that mean UB?

 

[Simster]

Two questions [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]:

I am drinking beer in Borough Market. The pub is called The Rake. As an Albion fan, am I in the right pub?l


My drinking chum is a Boro fan. He is telling me they are after Jordan Rhodes for around £8m. Should I be impressed at their ambition or chuckling heartily at the fact they are going to spunk that much on a player who didn't start that often last season?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Two questions [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]:

I am drinking beer in Borough Market. The pub is called The Rake. As an Albion fan, am I in the right pub?l


My drinking chum is a Boro fan. He is telling me they are after Jordan Rhodes for around £8m. Should I be impressed at their ambition or chuckling heartily at the fact they are going to spunk that much on a player who didn't start that often last season?

One of my favourite London pubs.

 

[Simster]

One of my favourite London pubs.

I don't care as you're not uncle buck. [emoji106]

Mind you, the queue is mental. I'm on here because it isn't my round.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What does that mean UB?

In this case it is reference to a posh person .

 

[Uncle Buck]

Two questions [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]:

I am drinking beer in Borough Market. The pub is called The Rake. As an Albion fan, am I in the right pub?l


My drinking chum is a Boro fan. He is telling me they are after Jordan Rhodes for around £8m. Should I be impressed at their ambition or chuckling heartily at the fact they are going to spunk that much on a player who didn't start that often last season?

The Rake is a better pub than the other place .

Just laugh at him as he is a Smoggy.