Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Why are Sussex so inconsistent in T20 ? Against Glamorgan they looked top drawer and Wright (and Nash also) batted magnificently. How do you explain the poor home performances against the likes of Middlesex?

Some will blame the pitches, but I suspect they got their tactics badly wrong.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Should I stay, or is it time to leave?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Should I stay, or is it time to leave?

I would head to Durban and wait for Boxing Day.

 

[Mackenzie]

That woman in the pub last night, did she do it for a dare or does she really fancy me?

 

[KZNSeagull]

I would head to Durban and wait for Boxing Day.

Good point. What a dilemma.

 

[Uncle Buck]

That woman in the pub last night, did she do it for a dare or does she really fancy me?

Take everything as a win.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Dear Uncle Buck

If I wear a waistcoat, will people think I'm in a "Mumford and Sons" tribute band?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck

If I wear a waistcoat, will people think I'm in a "Mumford and Sons" tribute band?

No they will think charity shop.

 

[wunt be druv]

By some major fluke and not considerable amount of arse licking I have managed to wangle a visit to Buckingham Palace to a Royal garden party,now,I will of course be very nervous and the Wunt be Druv digestive system will be in overdrive, the result of which will be many visits to Her Majesty's royal toilets,If upon emerging following a Royal flush I should chance upon Her Royalness waiting to dive in after me,Is it the correct etiquette to suggest she might want to "give it five minutes" or do I just run for it and hope she doesn't recognize me ?

 

[Trigger]

Dear Uncle Buck,

What ever happened to Dwayne Leverock?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Dear Uncle Buck,

What ever happened to Dwayne Leverock?

I can help with this one, he's still causing volcanic activity in Iceland as a result of his miraculous athletic catch.

 

[Uncle Buck]

By some major fluke and not considerable amount of arse licking I have managed to wangle a visit to Buckingham Palace to a Royal garden party,now,I will of course be very nervous and the Wunt be Druv digestive system will be in overdrive, the result of which will be many visits to Her Majesty's royal toilets,If upon emerging following a Royal flush I should chance upon Her Royalness waiting to dive in after me,Is it the correct etiquette to suggest she might want to "give it five minutes" or do I just run for it and hope she doesn't recognize me ?

Options are;

1. Blame it on the corgi.
2. Question who has been eating Greek food.
3. Or just admit to producing a master piece.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck,

What ever happened to Dwayne Leverock?

The Loverock is a player that Robinson should have signed, Robbo out.

 

[atfc village]

How was the walk home last night?

 

[Uncle Buck]

How was the walk home last night?

Something of a blur.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Who is Bob Kostic [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]? Could he do a job? Would wages be a problem?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who is Bob Kostic [MENTION=238]Uncle Buck[/MENTION]? Could he do a job? Would wages be a problem?

An American Serbian.

 

[Mackenzie]

Take everything as a win.

Thank you.

 

[KZNSeagull]

No matter which church hall one visits, why do they only ever have these tea cups? And why are they always green?

 

[Guinness Boy]

You've got one bullet and an Estate Agent up on one wall and a solicitor up on the other. Who lives?