Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

if you just bought a hot sausage roll in forfars (fresh) and some kid nicked it, hate a bite then gave it back to you, would you:

A- Punch Him
B- Chuck it at him making sure the hot inner bit of the sausage goes all over his face and tracksuits
C- Eat it and walk again
D- Shout at him and mug him of the 95p you just lost.

Nail his foot to the floor and rub the grease into his face.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck, should we move on?

From Withdean, yes.

 

[wunt be druv]

Only with a glow in the dark bow tie.

Thanks Uncle Buck,your wisdom has saved me from certain ridicule at the next night match.

 

[Insel affe]

Dear Uncle Buck

Question what have you been doing since 5th September 2012 ?

 

[Pevenseagull]

should I grow a moustache like the one Mitchell Johnson had a couple of years ago?

 

[Guinness Boy]

How much GIN can you drink between here and Aberdeen without executing a PAVEMENT PIZZA on your CALLARDS?

Oh, and are purple flip flops EVER acceptable in polite company?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Oh yeah, also can you ride a bike without turning yourself in to a RASPBERRY?

 

[atfc village]

How much GIN can you drink between here and Aberdeen without executing a PAVEMENT PIZZA on your CALLARDS?

Oh, and are purple flip flops EVER acceptable in polite company?

I'll ask Uncle later ,when i meet him in the local.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Dear Uncle Buck

Question what have you been doing since 5th September 2012 ?

Wearing the same shirt

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Is that Nelson's column?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Wearing the same shirt

And i thought it was three identical ones on rotation.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dear Uncle Buck

Question what have you been doing since 5th September 2012 ?

Becoming an independent, man of property, student and master drunk

 

[Uncle Buck]

should I grow a moustache like the one Mitchell Johnson had a couple of years ago?

To quote the late man in the white, bone, beige and the Ivory, that would be a marvellous effort.

 

[Uncle Buck]

How much GIN can you drink between here and Aberdeen without executing a PAVEMENT PIZZA on your CALLARDS?

Oh, and are purple flip flops EVER acceptable in polite company?

Well a bottle of Monkey 47 will travel but that is only a half litre.

Flip flops are a no no in a polite society, they do not work with a safari suit.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is that Nelson's column?

Thanks for that.....

 

[Pevenseagull]

To quote the late man in the white, bone, beige and the Ivory, that would be a marvellous effort.

Thank you Uncle Buck. My appalling girlfriend will, in due course, have another reason to hate me ...... but this time it will be explicable

 

[atfc village]

Wearing the same shirt

Sorry it's late just got home .Uncle was wearing i believe a Ralph Loren polo tonight and shorts .I could be wrong though

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Best pub in Hove?

 

[mona]

Why are Sussex so inconsistent in T20 ? Against Glamorgan they looked top drawer and Wright (and Nash also) batted magnificently. How do you explain the poor home performances against the likes of Middlesex?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Best pub in Hove?

Possibly needs to be a top three.