[Albion] Albion themed coffins

[Goldstone1976]

Beram shuffle-off-this-mortal-Kayal

These Albion player names puns are gross.

 

[Questions]

Sorry to disappoint you. Bit of a downer I know but it’s best to be honest and know the truth.

Yeah but to hear it on here first

 

[Questions]

Wouldn't mind having our current strikeforce as the pallbearers at my funeral.


Just so they can let me down one more time.

You think they’d find the opening then ?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Yeah but to hear it on here first

Sorry

 

[Eeyore]

I want a VAR-themed funeral.

Just toward the end of the service, the words, "Checking - possibly NOT dead" come up on a big screen and the vicar stands with his finger in his ear. Then after a minute he makes a rectangular-shaped motion with his hands and points towards the church yard and the big screen says "Check complete. DEAD" and everybody cheers.

Or something like that.

Despite replays clearly picking up banging from inside the coffin.

There is the Lee Mason version for a little extra.

The vicar says the benediction. There is banging in the coffin. A mourner remonstrates and the coffin opens to loud celebrations and applause. As the believed formerly deceased begins to get out of the coffin, the vicar checks the live video feed, takes out a metal stake and wacks the Lazarus on the head.

The funeral then proceeds as before.

 

[Bodian]

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To be fair, for those questioning 'waste of money' etc, for all Albion fans aside from the allowance/discount I make on each funeral I only charge an extra £200 on top of the traditional coffin.

Bit worried about the 'colours might be different' warning! Wouldn't want to be buried in red, or white with blue/red sash - or our (in)famous pink away colours....

 

[lawros left foot]

Do they play Ring of Fire as it goes in the furnace?

Scarf-twirling optional.

At my Mother in Law’s funeral, the song they played while the curtain was closing was Smoke gets in your eyes, by the Platters.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

I'd like a cardboard coffin. Could you do a giant Piglets Pies box?

 

[GT49er]

Didn't realise blatant advertising was allowed on here!

 

[GT49er]

I'd like a cardboard coffin. Could you do a giant Piglets Pies box?

....or maybe Players No.6 ....................... or perhaps of of these, properly addressed to St. Peter, for the onward journey?

https://st2.depositphotos.com/10835...hoto-amazon-logotype-printed-on-cardboard.jpg

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I'm going to be buried in a SHROUD.
And my intended death rattle will be all the lines of Arghhseagullsssspffft.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Death Minton

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Departeddy Maybank.

 

[pastafarian]

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To be fair, for those questioning 'waste of money' etc, for all Albion fans aside from the allowance/discount I make on each funeral I only charge an extra £200 on top of the traditional coffin.

Do you do half-half coffins ?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Ashesley Barnes.

 

[GT49er]

Les Berry anyone?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Is it just me, but I find the idea of having people's pictures on a coffin somewhat disturbing. If I were one of the players involved I’d find it deeply disturbing.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I'm with the sensible people on this subject. I have been unspectacular in life, let's stay on theme when I cark it

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Wake Robinson

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Eulogy-tan Bong