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[Albion] Albion themed coffins



Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam
Jan 31, 2013
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Walthamstow
Me and a mate are on a promise to sprinkle our ashes at the Goldstone. Had looked forward to the idea of my family sneakily dusting Toys are us (although not the bit where I die). But I suppose it'll just be in the car park where the middle back of the North was.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,948
Surrey
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To be fair, for those questioning 'waste of money' etc, for all Albion fans aside from the allowance/discount I make on each funeral I only charge an extra £200 on top of the traditional coffin.

Do people actually pay for coffins like that? It wouldn't look out of place with these:




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Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam
Jan 31, 2013
1,920
Walthamstow
Alternatively for a current Albion theme, will the coffin be crashed all around the edge of the grave and surrounding soil 25 times, before being dumped in a hole in Croydon?
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,096
Faversham
I want a VAR-themed funeral.

Just toward the end of the service, the words, "Checking - possibly NOT dead" come up on a big screen and the vicar stands with his finger in his ear. Then after a minute he makes a rectangular-shaped motion with his hands and points towards the church yard and the big screen says "Check complete. DEAD" and everybody cheers.

Or something like that.

Best laugh of the year so far :bowdown:
 










hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
11,076
Kitbag in Dubai
Wouldn't mind having our current strikeforce as the pallbearers at my funeral.


Just so they can let me down one more time.


You wouldn't want any of them helping out with the gravedigging though.

They'd wander around aimlessly for 90 minutes on the grass having lost the plot.
 




Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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The Fatherland
If it’s a cremation maybe Dan Burn?
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Anthony Knock-Fatal Heart Attack?
 






Herr Tubthumper

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Gus Poy-kick-the-bucket?
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Jake Forster-Casket
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Cemetery Connor
 




Herr Tubthumper

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Grave Beasant
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Pall Barber
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Dan B-Urn
 


Gabbafella

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Just throw me in a cardboard box, I want to be burnt anyway so why waste all that money on a fancy coffin?
 




Mr Bridger

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Feb 25, 2013
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Earth
My funeral song

 


Herr Tubthumper

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Beram shuffle-off-this-mortal-Kayal
 


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