[Football] Accurate Football Songs

[Guinness Boy]

A thread full of football songs that are factually accurate. I’ll start:

“We had super Graham Potter, he knew exactly what we’d need, Maupay in attack, wingers at the back, we’re probably gonna underachieve.”

“You’re going home in an average minibus”

Over to you….

 

[studio150]

We're all going on a European Tour, well some of us, and probably very few of us if we have to go to Iceland or the Farore Islands,

 

[Is it PotG?]

Some of Sussex is by the Sea, Some of Sussex is by the Sea, Other areas are covered in hills and trees, Not all of Sussex is by the Sea.

 

[HeaviestTed]

Dunk he has really grown, dunk has really grown, dunk works at brighton train station, he has really grown

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Midget]

Letting a ginger shag your wife
will not give you ginger hair
it's "kids"
f***'s sake
that's the point of the song

 

[medwayseagull reborn]

**** VAR.

 

[Baldseagull]

If I had the wings of a Sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I would not be capable of flight,
and probably have trouble shitting too.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"You're going home in a Sussex replacement bus service"

 

[Superphil]

We're all going on a European Tour, well some of us, and probably very few of us if we have to go to Iceland or the Farore Islands,

I really wanted us to get some sort of Khryzakistan type team, I’d have been all over it

 

[Superphil]

Some of Sussex is by the Sea, Some of Sussex is by the Sea, Other areas are covered in hills and trees, Not all of Sussex is by the Sea.

Factually Sussex IS by the sea, whereas Leicestershire is not.

 

[A1X]

“We support our local team (provided we don’t live too far from the stadium to the point where our local team is Whitehawk / Lewes etc)”

 

[Eeyore]

'You're going home in a South East Coast ambulance'

 

[Eeyore]

'East, East, East Sussex'
'West West, West Sussex'
'Unitary, Unitary, Unitary authority of Brighton & Hove'

 

[chickens]

You’re just about staying up with Palace.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

"You're not going home in a Sussex replacement bus service"

Edited for you

 

[hart's shirt]

Number 8 was Peter Ward
Number 12 when substitute
Number 10 on loan in 82-83
But apart from that, no other numbers IIRC
(Altogether) We all live in a Wardy Wonderland...

 

[Mackenzie]

You're a goalkeeper aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh



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[Eeyore]

Factually Sussex IS by the sea, whereas Leicestershire is not.

I never heard that song.

 

[Eeyore]

In your northern new town,
You go to Waitrose to get something to eat,
The Tofu is bland, so it's not a treat,
In your northern new town.