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PeterT

Well-known member
Apr 21, 2017
2,311
Hove
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put Bellotti on the top
Put Bill Archer in the middle
And we'll burn the f***ing lot, except that realistically that could result in criminal prosecutions and so no one would be stupid enough to do it
And it would be really difficult to track them down and forcibly get them to said bonfire anyway
Even though in theory we’d like to
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
16,062
And it's Brighton and Hove Albion
Brighton and Hove Albion FC
We're arguably one of the best teams in the country (statistically speaking)
Due to the fact that we're in the top tier of professional football in the UK
And also because we have a lot more financial resources than the others, so are able to buy better players, pay higher wages, etc, etc
 










AK74

Bright-eyed. Bushy-tailed. GSOH.
NSC Patron
Jan 19, 2010
1,379
We're on our way, we're on our way,
To the Premier League, we're on our way
How we get there, by finishing in the top 2 of the Championship or winning the play-off final,
How we get there, by scoring more goals than the opposition,
All I know is the financial rewards are very lucrative.
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,576
Playing snooker
Tony Bloom's Blue and White Army!
Although not really an army, per se
As 'The Seaman's and Soldier's False Character Act 1906'
States that it is against the law in the UK
For someone to pretend that they are in the armed forces
 


Happy Exile

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NSC Patron
Apr 19, 2018
2,135
Is there a fire drill?
Is there a fire drill?
There's going to be 58 pages about this on NSC
Thank God for the thread ignore feature
 


Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,930
West Sussex
Oh ay oh Stephens our midfielder
Oh ay oh He played with Davy Propper
Oh ay oh They sometimes gave the ball away…
1..2..3..4..
 




Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,273
"Leonardo is his name
And he scores 0.448 goals a game
And we don't miss Murray any more
His strike rate was only 0.419
Although - technically - he was better at defending corners than Ulloa
So maybe we do miss him
Especially against the taller more physical sides"
 




oneillco

Well-known member
Feb 13, 2013
1,322
And it's Brighton and Hove Albion...clap clap clap clap
Brighton and Hove Albion FC
We're by far the greatest team that Sussex has ever seen
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,954
Surrey
Tony Bloom went to Europe
On a private aircraft.
He brought us back, well nothing really as he doesn't know many of us personally.
Additionally, Jakob Moder arrived at the club from Polish Lech Poznan after a series of protracted negotiations with Lech, his agent and several members of our recruitment team.
 


AK74

Bright-eyed. Bushy-tailed. GSOH.
NSC Patron
Jan 19, 2010
1,379
£50 million, in the bank,
Tony Bloom, is deciding how to best use the funds to strengthen the club.
 


Cosmic Joker

The Motorik
Apr 14, 2010
570
Chichester
Posh Spice is a well-known former pop singer
Who has since gone on to flog overpriced clothing and fashion accessories
And when she's shagging Beckham
That's a normal part of a marital relationship
She is also unlikely to have been much aware of Gary Hart
 


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