[Football] Accurate Football Songs

[Happy Exile]

Do do do
Football in a library
But that still doesn't make up for the cultural impoverishment of over 800 libraries closing since 2010
Do do do

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

My old man
Never said be a palace fan
But if he had and I’d sworn as a reply
I wouldn’t be sitting down for a month

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I never heard that song.

It's to the tune of There'll Always Be An England.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

[my son]

My old man
Never said be a Palace fan
He’s supported the Albion since 1978
So therefore despises them.

 

[Weststander]

You’ll never make the station.

[There’s another Southern Fail strike]

 

[Eeyore]

It's to the tune of There'll Always Be An England.

Factually Sussex IS by the sea, whereas Leicestershire is not.
Nor Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Rutland too,
But Lincolnshire has a lot.

 

[faoileán]

Hark now hear some of the Brighton sing
The Palace walk away under Police escort
And very few of us will ever have a fight with them
Because most of us aren't morons

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Burnt daaahn ya own town

 

[Guinness Boy]

(Everton fans)

Burnley
It’s just like watching Burnley
It’s just like watching Burnley
It’s just like watching Burnley


We’re Brightonovealbion
We’ll over achieve

 

[AK74]

Tiptoe,
Through the North Stand,
With your trainers on,
Make an uncoordinated din.

 

[The Mole]

Factually Sussex IS by the sea, whereas Leicestershire is not.

There was an American song in the second world war called Ashey-de-laZouch by the sea - Ashby is almost as far from the sea as anywhere in England!

 

[Flagship]

You'll never take the North East stand.
You'll never take the North East stand.

 

[Eeyore]

There was an American song in the second world war called Ashey-de-laZouch by the sea - Ashby is almost as far from the sea as anywhere in England!

I assume it was a song of irony. Or not, I mean it's not like they would check.

 

[Guinness Boy]

You’re so shit it’s noted by several of the main betting franchises who all have you at evens to go down and long odds in the both teams to score.

 

[Badger]

The referee's a wanker
The referee's a wanker
Probably

 

[PeterT]

All the lads and lasses
And none with smiling faces
Queuing in the pissing rain for a train near the Lewes Road
And been in the queue for ages (despite having left on 85 minutes)

 

[Happy Exile]

You're getting sacked in the morning
Sacked in the moooooorning
With a payoff of more than I'll earn in total my entire working life you lucky, lucky man

 

[ElectricNaz]

We didn't forget
We didn't forget
We didn't forget that you were here
You're really quiet but we know you're here

 

[Midget]

Most of us support our local team
Most of us support our local team
Some are neutrals, some are students
Some, we are their second team
Some come from Japan to see Kaoru

 

[Justice]

'You're going home in a South East Coast ambulance'

You’re not going home on Southern rail