A Thread full of Joke du Jours

[Dunkstar]

A joke

Bill comes back from work to find his wife in bed with another man.He punches the man and drags him down the stairs through the garden and into the shed where he puts the mans cock in a vice."Bill",the man said"you're not gonna cut my cock off"."Nope"Bill said"you are,i'm setting fire to the shed!".

 

[Curious Orange]

I would be easier to just unwind the vice.....

 

[Dunkstar]

Its a joke!
Thats like saying why did the chicken want to cross the road!
Also it would have been hot from the fire!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

So why did that bloody chicken cross the road anyway?

 

[Curious Orange]

To get to the other side.

Duh!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

And the award for duffest thread goes to.....

 

[Fluffster]

And the award for duffest thread goes to.....

Dunkstar!!!

Unlucky mate, i'd stick with the Tara Reid if i were you! LOL!

 

[Dunkstar]

Listen Master bates oh sorry i mean seagull if you still wanna come to the cricket with me on friday you'll shut the hell up!
And Danny Seagull since ive been a member of this board i have seen at least4 joke threads so pick on sum1 else

 

[Fluffster]

And Danny Seagull since ive been a member of this board i have seen at least4 joke threads so pick on sum1 else

But none of them have been as crap as yours. Oops, i'll shut up.

 

[Dunkstar]

Yes i feel that you should:safeway

 

[Fluffster]

 

[Dunkstar]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

But I like picking on you Dunkstar

 

[Dunkstar]

Look another joke thread for Master seagull to cry about!

 

[Dunkstar]

Thanx

 

[Fluffster]

:safeway

 

[Dunkstar]

You're takin it too far now and lowering it to gay jokes!

 

[Fluffster]

 

[Dunkstar]

 

[SUFFOLK SEAGULL]

:safeway MAKES ME FEEL