A secret you've been meaning to pass on to the poster above.

[NMH]

Nobody loves you, nobody cares

 

[JJ McClure]

I once read the bible that was printed on the head of a pin. That was hard.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Zoidberg is only animated

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

the tooth fairy was really a paedophile

 

[Bakesy]

It's your round.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

It's your round.

 

[Bry Nylon]

when I met you in the Brewrey Tap the other week... Tom Hark told me to keep my back to the wall and don't pick up the white ball if you cued it off the table

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

There is no spoon

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

My lad Freddie still remebers you and Hart's SHirt nicking his ball...

(Meant for Bry Nylon)

 

[Bry Nylon]

My lad Freddie still remebers you and Hart's SHirt nicking his ball...

(Meant for Bry Nylon)

Hart's Shirt? Hart's SHIT more like. Fancy stealing a young 'uns football

 

[Bry Nylon]

whoops - accidentally quoted own post. Now deleted.

 

[Bakesy]

when I met you in the Brewrey Tap the other week... Tom Hark told me to keep my back to the wall and don't pick up the white ball if you cued it off the table

Only because he wants me all to himself.

 

[desprateseagull]

this is the last post in the thread, and I claim the £10...

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

You have not infact one the £10

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I am your love child

Hi dad!

 

[Gully]

You only call him dad because he has money.

 

[Nobby's Betamax Video]

He's only got money cause I pay well for illicit services

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

HMV no longer sell Betamax tapes

 

[Jam The Man]

I stole a Cadbury's Creme Egg when I was 9

 

[Simster]

I stole some panini stickers when I was 9.