A secret you've been meaning to pass on to the poster above.

[Bry Nylon]

We've *all* shagged Becky, haven't we?

I haven't shagged Becky. She just wanked me off whilst MoH and Bens Grandad took turns to do her from behind.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Your's aren't.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Your face is The Blob, or my scabby period.

 

[Parson Henry]

Becky is a 20 stone Turkish wrestler

 

[Les Biehn]

Your bird DOES take it up the arse.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

You're really a woman.

At the time of your birth you were abducted by aliens who returned you as a member of the opposite sex.

 

[Da Man Clay]

So does yours!

EDIT:to slow again!

 

[Parson Henry]

toronto is a silly name for a city

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm the pencil-thin cancerous cock that rest in your muddy lips.

 

[Les Biehn]

Your farts do smell and no I don't like it when you push my head under the covers

 

[Man of Harveys]

Your real name is MEATBALL

 

[Trufflehound]

Baloo doesn't really die - he's only knocked out.

 

[Parson Henry]

I'm the pencil-thin cancerous cock that rest in your muddy lips.

ewwh!!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I think you're great.

 

[Meade's Ball]

You can't say sorry. Not even after you raped Mr C.

 

[Commander]

I shot Phil Mitchell.

 

[Parson Henry]

But you didn't shoot his deputy

 

[Meade's Ball]

What a buggeration

 

[Trufflehound]

The moon really is made of cheese.

And Dangermouse isn't real - he's only a cartoon.

 

[Da Man Clay]

But you didn't shoot his deputy