A secret you've been meaning to pass on to the poster above.

[Da Man Clay]

Ive shagged Becky

EDIT: Bugger, meant for Kev

 

[Les Biehn]

I have herpes. Sorry but it was worth it, I love you.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I've taken my foot off the bottom of the ladder...

 

[Parson Henry]

His windows are on the 15th floor and your ladder is about to fall.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I am your third eyebrow and i'm doing your aunt.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

We're watching you on webcam.

 

[watsongooal]

I am your father

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Son ! (Bugger beat me to it)

 

[Parson Henry]

your webcam is broke

 

[Da Man Clay]

Mine isn't though

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Germans are going to invade tommorow morning.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I've taken my foot out of someone's bottom

 

[Les Biehn]

I was that sheep

 

[Franks Wild Years]

 

[Simster]

Ive shagged Becky

EDIT: Bugger, meant for Kev

We've *all* shagged Becky, haven't we?

 

[watsongooal]

Jesus wil save us

 

[Meade's Ball]

I am rubber kayaking your spleen down the Ooze. It and i are happy, only arguing on weekends with the You **** debate and whether i've correctly ironed our outers.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

He can play in any position.

 

[Les Biehn]

I am that spleen

 

[Trufflehound]

Pert breasts are actually more fun.