A secret you've been meaning to pass on to the poster above.

[Franks Wild Years]

Well ?

 

[Trufflehound]

It was me that murdered your pet gerbil when you were nine.

 

[watsongooal]

Im posting this from your house

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

father christmas is dead

 

[Trufflehound]

Those aren't pillows...

 

[Parson Henry]

I preferred Harpo

 

[watsongooal]

smoking kills

 

[Parson Henry]

Psst I don't smoke

 

[Man of Harveys]

I keep wondering if you've got any attractive single female mates who have a thing about chubby half-German blokes...(that applies to ALL the above)...

 

[Parson Henry]

I didn't really call you Blondy Jumper!!

 

[Bry Nylon]

I didn't want to take the piss out of your crap joke the other day. I liked it. Franks Wild Years PM'd me and MADE me do it.

 

[watsongooal]

You dont smoke

 

[Trufflehound]

Harpo wan't even the best drummer in the Beatles.

 

[Parson Henry]

I do. I lied.

 

[Bry Nylon]

You drool more than 'slightly'

 

[Parson Henry]

Size does matter..most women lie to you!

 

[Simster]

I feel I should know who your avatar is, as he looks like an important professor.

But not only do I not know, but in truth I don't give a shit either.


Edit: GET OUT OF THE WAY PERRY.

 

[Man of Harveys]

German blokes DO have bigger ones - that's why their pornography is so renowned

 

[Basil Fawlty]

We're watching you through the windows.

 

[Simster]

You're talking about STOMACHS aren't you.