A muslim lady knocked on my door today..

[Hungry Joe]

And it's still going...

Definite contender for shittest thread of the week award. It was a joke, it wasn't hilarious, it was OK. It said 'muslim' in it. So f***ing what? Deal with it.

We are dealing with it. That's what debate is all about. Or isn't this a debating forum anymore?

 

[Commander]

Or isn't this a debating forum anymore?

I always thought it was a forum for trading petty, personal insults and slagging off the football team we supposedly support.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I always thought it was a forum for trading petty, personal insults and slagging off the football team we supposedly support.

Shit, you're right, please accept my apologies and I'll shut up now.

 

[algie]

bollocks were you. I think you said something about people clapping and responding.

I think it's specifally designed for the thick people dwayne was referring too, you know, the ones that have since laughed and clapped at it. Bless them.


That doesn't sound like one person does it?Sounds like you are trying to duck out of a corner you have found yourself in.Just amit you f***ed up there

 

[Commander]

Shit, you're right, please accept my apologies and I'll shut up now.

You missed out the petty personal insult bit.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I think it's specifally designed for the thick people dwayne was referring too, you know, the ones that have since laughed and clapped at it. Bless them.


That doesn't sound like one person does it?Sounds like you are trying to duck out of a corner you have found yourself in.Just amit you f***ed up there

People can be a generic term, as in 'people like you'. Look it up. I qualified to Buzzer that I meant you and anyone else who found it funny, hence people. I'll say it again for the benefit of you and anyone who can't be arse to read it and understand it properly - In my opinion anyone who finds that parcel joke funny is either thick, twisted or both. Clear enough?

 

[Croydonbloke]

I didn't answer, just spoke to her through the letter box - see how she likes it.



I thank you.

Did she try and sell you something to no a-Vail

 

[Hungry Joe]

You missed out the petty personal insult bit.

Ok, I'll shut up now....you big gay bear

 

[algie]

People can be a generic term, as in 'people like you'. Look it up. I qualified to Buzzer that I meant you and anyone else who found it funny, hence people. I'll say it again for the benefit of you and anyone who can't be arse to read it and understand it properly - In my opinion anyone who finds that parcel joke funny is either thick, twisted or both. Clear enough?

It's you who can't write properly.Funny how no one is sticking up for you


Bless them?does that mean just one person now in the English language.Dear o dear please stop

 

[Hungry Joe]

It's you who can't write properly.Funny how no one is sticking up for you

Example?

I'm big enough not to need a gang algie. One day you may be.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Bless them?does that mean just one person now in the English language.Dear o dear please stop

Oh dear, you're really making yourself look more foolish, if that is possible. Please read the last two pages properly then if you still don't understand I'll try and explain it again in words of no more than two syllables.

 

[Richard Whiteley]

Anyone who uses the term PC brigade or PC anything (unless your addressing a copper or trying to get some info out of MYOB) is a ****

Algie is possibly the second thickest poster on NSC after Oceanic. Can't make head or tail of some of the shit he 'writes'.

and the Joke?

4.3

 

[British Bulldog]

In my opinion anyone who finds that parcel joke funny is either thick, twisted or both. Clear enough?

Well I found it amusing which is why I posted it, But I would'nt consider myself thick or twisted.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Well I found it amusing which is why I posted it, But I would'nt consider myself thick or twisted.

What did you make of Lokki's critique of it? I'm just trying to understand what is funny about it.

 

[British Bulldog]

What did you make of Lokki's critique of it? I'm just trying to understand what is funny about it.

It all depends on your sense of humour as to whether you appreciate it or not. If a joke needs explaining then it's not your humour and your best off sticking to your own type of humour! Each to they're own!

 

[Gerbil]

What did you make of Lokki's critique of it? I'm just trying to understand what is funny about it.

FFS lighten up will you.

Ok YOU don't find these jokes funny, big deal.

Other people do.

SO f***ing WHAT.

 

[Lokki 7]

It all depends on your sense of humour as to whether you appreciate it or not. If a joke needs explaining then it's not your humour and your best off sticking to your own type of humour! Each to they're own!

I agree with you here BB, and I don't mean to push the point to be rude, but genuinely I don't get the joke and would like to. Is it that the muslims in the joke are scared that the parcel will explode and are therefore passing it around quickly so as not to be holding it when the music stops? Or is it something else entirely over my head? Just interested like.

 

[Lokki 7]

FFS lighten up will you.

Ok YOU don't find these jokes funny, big deal.

Other people do.

SO f***ing WHAT.

Ah FINALLY a user name that suits you.

 

[algie]

I agree with you here BB, and I don't mean to push the point to be rude, but genuinely I don't get the joke and would like to. Is it that the muslims in the joke are scared that the parcel will explode and are therefore passing it around quickly so as not to be holding it when the music stops? Or is it something else entirely over my head? Just interested like.

You hit the nail on the head.

 

[Lokki 7]

You hit the nail on the head.