5th Test Match

[vegster]

Root gone... Here we go...

 

[Gwylan]

Moeen not handling the short balls well. If he struggles against Indian bowlers on this road of a pitch, he's going to get a real going over from Starc & Co at the WACA

 

[Peter Grummit]

You can play 'DeMob Happy' Bingo to enliven the final session. Listen out for:

Earliest time they can shake hands

Commentators' flight times

Hotel check out

2 1/2 months tour

Tour ailment comparisons

General bufoonery and background chuckling

Next Test not until July

PG

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Moeen gone. Boycs going ballistic in the commentary box. Disaster impending. Roll on summer........................

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Moeen gone. Boycs going ballistic in the commentary box. Disaster impending. Roll on summer........................

It has been a 2 1/2 month tour

 

[BensGrandad]

How long do we have to hang on for a draw?

 

[vegster]

You can play 'DeMob Happy' Bingo to enliven the final session. Listen out for:

Earliest time they can shake hands

Commentators' flight times

Hotel check out

2 1/2 months tour

Tour ailment comparisons

General bufoonery and background chuckling

Next Test not until July

PG

You can add " Cook has not been supported by his batsmen or bowlers who at crucial times have thrown their wickets away or failed to prevent Indian batsmen making big hundreds "

 

[Peter Grummit]

How long do we have to hang on for a draw?

11:00

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

How long do we have to hang on for a draw?

Too long I fear!

 

[BensGrandad]

How long do we have to hang on for a draw?

11:00

That will take some great effort from Buttler and Dawson

 

[Mackenzie]

A curry collapso.

 

[maltaseagull]

Boycott on TMS text :
It's like skittles, push one and they all go down. What the hell's going on out there? They'll go home to England, play on seaming and swinging pitches again, be a match for anyone in the world, make lots of money and the next time we come back to India or the UAE, exactly the same will happen again.

FFS we got to lunch without losing a wicket and now it seems they are determined to lose the series 4-0

 

[Peter Grummit]

Put Blofeld out to grass.

Thought Dawson was caught at short extra. He was bowled.

 

[vegster]

Blowers has lost it too... The score is fluctuating between 195 and 183 and "Dawson was caught at short extra cover. .. No he was bowled "

 

[Peter Grummit]

Shambles.

No match fee if they lose. That would make them concentrate.

Lose by an innings, pay your own hotel bill.

PG

 

[Taybha]

Oops 200-8

 

[vegster]

Almost done now,

 

[jakarta]

You can add " Cook has not been supported by his batsmen or bowlers who at crucial times have thrown their wickets away or failed to prevent Indian batsmen making big hundreds "

You can add pathetic capitulation if you wish...

 

[ManOfSussex]

8 test matches lost in 2016. Have we ever lost more?

 

[Simster]