4 word movie reviews - possibly *NSFW*

[Mowgli37]

Father Ted - Sh*t, arse, feck, tea?

 

[Razzoo]

Withnail and I - Actors escape to Lakes

 

[pasty]

Bridget Jones Diary: Who gives a shit?

 

[brightn'ove]

Any Michael bay movie: blue, orange and explosions

 

[SeagullSongs]

Inception: Holy shit, my head.

 

[pasty]

Life of Brian: Case of mistaken identity

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Rocky - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky2 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky3 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky4 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky5 - underdog boxer wins fight
Rocky6 - underdog boxer wins fight

You or he needs to watch the original Rocky again. The fight is a draw. That's why Rocky and Creed have a rematch in the sequel.

 

[glasfryn]

Doctor Zhivago lots of bloody snow

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Star Wars Episode 1 - Jamaican alien ruins franchise.

Genius.

 

[Badger]

Die Hard: Stuff explodes, McClane wins

 

[Trufflehound]

Bambi - mother dies, oh deer

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Seventeen - Twice what 8½ is.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

booooop beeeeep booooop buuuurrrrrp boooooop

That's five words

 

[Trufflehound]

Any Richard Curtis movie: Hugh Grant stutters annoyingly

 

[Trufflehound]

Snow White & the Seven Dwarves - slapper prefers shorter guys

 

[Puppet Master]

Goldfinger - bond beats German baddy
For your eyes only - bond beats black baddy
Moonraker- bond beats French baddy
Etc etc

Sorry to be a massive pedant but you might want to re-watch these

 

[dougdeep]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Mixed nuts, show guts.

 

[Hendrax]

Bambi - mother dies, oh deer

loved it

 

[BN9 BHA]

Trainspotting- Normal day in Scotland.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Bridget Jones Diary: Who gives a shit?

You have had to sit through this crap with the mrs to!