4 word movie reviews - possibly *NSFW*

[Simster]

War Of The Worlds - mush ruins Wells classic

 

[Austrian Gull]

Mamma Mia - Pierce Brosnan can't sing

 

[Return of the Rev]

.... What tool! Ow! Thud!

 

[Hiney]

Quadrophenia - Does Ash in Alley

 

[Austrian Gull]

Scum - snooker balls in sock

 

[Norman Potting]

Trainspotting - No trains actually spotted.

 

[Norman Potting]

Wallis and Grommit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit - Plasticine, enormous rabbit, bonkers.
The Others - Kidman, Who, Sykes, Dead.

 

[Nibble]

King Kong: Huge Schlong Ding Dong

Training day: Long drive, Denzel dribbles.

Drive: See's red, smashes head.

6th Sense: Dead tense, Dead Willis

Secretary: Spank my arse farce.

 

[desprateseagull]

Safe House - Old Spy shoots everyone


Monsters Inc - cuddly things that talk

 

[Nibble]

Toy Story: A story about Toys
E.T: Moral Issues, box of tissues
Basic Instinct: Woman killer, sticky knickers

 

[Durlston]

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original) - Don't enter THAT house.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail : Farting in general directions.

 

[Durlston]

Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels - (Guns for show), knives for a pro.

The Blair Witch Project - Hysterical girl in woods.

Shallow Grave - Scottish nutters killing gangsters.

 

[Norman Potting]

The Great Escape - Tune for dreadful band